punks not dead

Heosemys spinosa is an endangered species.

punks almost dead

you can help save punk here

love everything about this. the girls making fun of the boys, the endless dumb fun the boys are having, its pure

This is what boys will be boys was always supposed to mean

“Dude, stop following me.”

Who Is She?

Millennials are constantly blamed for killing trends. Wouldn’t it just be the biggest middle finger to the older generations if millennials kill the imperial units system and finally switch to metric?

A barbarian warlord, a goblin king, a mighty necromancer, and a dark elven high priestess meet for one reason… To play Suburbs and SUVs, the hottest mundane suburban family Tabletop RPG!

ah yes, the four main food groups: chinese takeaway, coffee, carbohydrates, and pussy

do flat earthers think earth still moves in space like some sort of planet sized frisbee 

this is my new religion god made the frisbee-earth and then just tossed us into the abyss 

the world ends when his dog catches it

catch it, Fenris

The story’s protagonist is the nicest person imaginable. The story’s narrator hates him with a seething passion.

Did you mean Steve Carlsberg?

It is an unspoken rule that if a little kid is hiding under a blanket or couch cushions, you are required to comment on how lumpy the blanket is and pretend to sit on it to try and “smooth it out.”

Also, if you’re playing hide-and-seek with them, it is critical that you search every other possible (and impossible) hiding spot, all the while wondering out loud how they managed to disappear just like magic, before walking right past their hiding spot.

And if a baby starts playing peekaboo you are required to act surprised when they show their face again

If a kid hands you a phone, you answer it

If a kid shoots you with a Nerf Gun you are supposed to Die a dramatic death and explain “ugh you shot me blaahh”

when you push a kid on the swings ya gotta do the woosh