DAVID OLENICK

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“Nobody Asked” is a collection of demotivational quotes & rando observations, because sometimes nobody asks me to hold forth at length on a variety of topics.

Gouda Bye (2012)

June ‘26 from my Desk Pad Calendar. 🗓️🍟 Would you like to Super Seize your day today?

“Nobody Asked” is a collection of demotivational quotes & rando observations, because sometimes nobody asks me to hold forth at length on a variety of topics.

Above Bored (2012)

🎨 Calendar art by me, “Fahrenheit 451” cover art by Whistlin' Dixie, “We Who Are About To...” cover art by Richard Bober, and “The Dream Master” cover art uncredited (not cool, Ace Books 53 years ago). 🏷

“Nobody Asked” is a collection of demotivational quotes & rando observations, because sometimes nobody asks me to hold forth at length on a variety of topics.

Seal of Reproval (2013)

“Nobody Asked” is a collection of demotivational quotes & rando observations, because sometimes nobody asks me to hold forth at length on a variety of topics.

Prey Tell (2012)

“Nobody Asked” is a collection of demotivational quotes & rando observations, because sometimes nobody asks me to hold forth at length on a variety of topics.

The Red Badge of Discourage (2012)

🤡 “Nobody Asked”: a collection of demotivational quotes & rando observations, because sometimes nobody asks me to hold forth at length on a variety of topics. 🏷

Some of my very beast Mother's Day drawings. 🎨➡️ Swipe, click or scroll for full size images - you may share them, but please tag/link/credit me prominently in the caption/image, thanks!

Straight Talk (2012)

May ‘26 from my Desk Pad Calendar. 🗓️🌮 I once witnessed an altercation in a Mexican restaurant where someone threw a chair. No judgement, I just wish I hadn’t been sitting in it at the time.