DAVID OLENICK

“Nobody Asked” is a collection of demotivational quotes & rando observations, because sometimes nobody asks me to hold forth at length on a variety of topics.

The Pugly Truth (2013)

😎 “Nobody Asked”: a collection of demotivational quotes & rando observations, because sometimes nobody asks me to hold forth at length on a variety of topics. 🏷

Sweet Talk (2013)

“Nobody Asked” is a collection of demotivational quotes & rando observations, because sometimes nobody asks me to hold forth at length on a variety of topics.

July ‘26 from my Desk Pad Calendar. 🗓️🍮 Pudding the cart before the horse.

“Nobody Asked” is a collection of demotivational quotes & rando observations, because sometimes nobody asks me to hold forth at length on a variety of topics.

Puttin’ off the Ritz (2013)

“Nobody Asked” is a collection of demotivational quotes & rando observations, because sometimes nobody asks me to hold forth at length on a variety of topics.

🎨 Calendar art by me, “The Day of the Triffids” cover art by Richard Powers, “Masters of Horror” cover art by Joseph Lombardero, and “The Crystal Cave” cover art uncredited (not cool, Fawcett Publications 55 years ago). 🏷

Marge In Charge (2013)

🥱 “Nobody Asked”: a collection of demotivational quotes & rando observations, because sometimes nobody asks me to hold forth at length on a variety of topics. 🏷

🛒 https://publishing.andrewsmcmeel.com/calendar/the-art-of-david-olenick-2027-wall-calendar/

You Red My Mind (2013)

6.23.26 📆 Celebrating the yawn of a new day. 🥱

“Nobody Asked” is a collection of demotivational quotes & rando observations, because sometimes nobody asks me to hold forth at length on a variety of topics.

🍗☎️📺👴🏻🌭 Any man can be a father, but only a Dad can look that ridiculous in shorts. 🎨➡️ Swipe, click or scroll for full size images - you may share them, but please tag/link/credit me prominently in the caption/image, thanks!