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Zuko: There’s something off about her. I can’t explain it but she’s slipping.
Azula:
for the percy jackson disney+ series I think that it would be so cool to cast unknowns for the kids but well-known actors and actresses for the gods and goddesses. imagine the power of contrasting the power dynamic that those groups have both in the show AND in real life .... a cultural reset
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When you clench your sphincter muscles to hold in a fart you’re diverting all power to shields.
This is the lamest nerd reference I’ve ever seen, and I’ve watched whole episodes of the Big Bang theory
this dude’s watched big bang theory
i started up destiny 2 yesterday and burst into tears because i forgot i had set my steam name to reeses penis butter cups but instead of censoring penis
it censored the butt in butter
this game is rated M
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let’s all go out to a walmart parking lot and chisel a name and date of birth and death into a bunch of these things
that’s how you get very short zombies to burst out and take over walmart
love the implication that headstone height is chosen based on the height of the person
as soon as you engrave something into a tombstone a dead body spawns underneath it
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I just found the funniest fucking thingGGGGG it’s a website where you make fake simpsons synopsises and compile screenshots from the show that fit the plot, which is simple enough but this is the first one I found
he just fucking murders homer gay rights
Queen Hippolyta, Steve Trevor and Artemis in Wonder Woman (2009)
Okay so like lemme just point out she’s got the lasso of truth around this guy and just asked what his depraved thoughts were. As a male, his response was definitely very tame. We all have depraved/inappropriate thoughts, whether we actively pursue that thought pattern is different based on who it is. All I’m saying is he was FORCED to say a mildly inappropriate thing (in the grand scheme of things- it’s not like he said grab her right by the p**** or anything), and is now facing death.
Also I have not seen this film/cartoon so I’m not saying this is an innocent person because I don’t know the whole context. But from what is presented to me, I feel like execution is a bit extreme.
How can I make it clear to other people riding public transportation that I’m the main character
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2015 - Here are some gifs of Donald Trump being attacked by a bald eagle named Uncle Sam, literally the least patriotic thing that can happen to an American. [video]
I’m reblogging this again because I finally realized why this is so funny to me, as a bird person.
In the first gif, what you’re seeing is a man who has zero idea how to handle a bird. That’s a heavy bird, and he’s got his arm stretched out as far as it will go in an attempt to keep the bird away from his face. What that does is create unstable footing for Uncle Sam. The handler is there trying to hold up Trump’s arm, but the bird has already realized it needs to leave or it will fall. In the first gif the bird is not attacking Trump- it is trying to get away from him so it doesn’t get hurt.
In the second gif, what we see is a bird that remembers what just happened and is blaming Trump for it. Uncle Sam sees Trump reach for its tether, and makes a lunge at Trump’s hand to keep him away. The bird /does not/ want to hang out with Trump because it has learned that Trump has no idea what he is doing.
Uncle Sam is rejecting Trump based on Trump’s proven inability to properly handle Uncle Sam. And that is both hilarious and beautiful.
Good bird.
Always reblog Uncle Sam telling Trump to fuck off
This is a better explanation of these gifs than I could have given!
I had to reblog this, for obvious reasons.
A feel-good gif set
i’ve met Uncle Sam multiple times (the man helping trump in the first gif is his owner, and he travels around and gives presentations about birds of prey) and so i always find this super funny when it goes around because:
a) his owner was a bit too eager to tell us about meeting trump, but he also explained another thing that trump did wrong, which is that in the second gif, he approaches Uncle Sam from his blind side. naturally, Uncle Sam was startled and lashed out.
b) trump called him a “very dangerous bird”, but Uncle Sam is a rehabilitated bird who’s blind in one eye and has a bad wing, and he’s regularly included in nature presentations attended by children. i met him as a child. children are allowed to walk up to him as long as they don’t touch him because he’s a chill old bird who’s used to it.
the president of the united states is less respectful to an old harmless bird than a bunch of CHILDREN
