Math and Lifting

had a bad low blood pressure moment last night and messily asked my partner for saltines and water before realizing i should probably ask for the Blood Pressure Medication I Need To Take. while they went to go grab it though i still had water and crackers so in a daze i took a swig of water but didnt swallow and then tried to cram 2 saltines in my mouth. full of water. in bed. with mouth full of water

Don't put none of that hairy potter bullshit on my dash

Honestly fuck AI for making me have to go on and on defending the dignity of toil like I’m some kind of protestant

my three girlfriends. and yes they smoke weed

Real talk why does social interaction feel like you’re trying to get a good grade in being a person

another thing abt me. i use the 👍 emoji very liberally. im not being sarcastic or passive aggressive im being like cool ok or thanks for the heads up or etc. to me 👍 is an innocent happy polite little emoji