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wtf are these kind of posts
mind your own business
it’s time
ITS NOT TIME ITS FUCKING MARCH I DONT WANT TO SEE THIS
it’s time
237 more days till halloween! ITS LIKE NEXT MONTH GUYS
I have a feeling someone had this queued for an entire year just so they could post this in march
I T S T I M E
ITS TIME
IT’S MARCH YOU ANIMALS
IT’S LITERALLY MARCH 8TH 2017 THE FUCK IS THIS DOING ON MY DASH
ITS MARCH , 2018.
ITS TIME
I swear tumblr has a thing about March. What’s going on? I thought I knew all of tumblr’s secrets.
Well I guess I haven’t even been here for a full year yet, so…
it’s time.
Time
INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY
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CREPPY
It’s MARCH!!!
MARCH 2020 BOISSSS
Chaos is my middle name
March 2021 here we go
it’s spoopy time! :D considering putting my halloween decor back up just for the meme lmao
It’s time!!!!!!!!
i don’t even celebrate halloween BUT IT’S TIMEE
I T ‘ S T I M E
AW YEAH IT’S TIME
IT’S TIME
it’s only when you get older that you realize how much your average american childhood resembled being a cult
I’m specifically referring to all the brain-washing (key characteristic of cults). It is terrifying the extent to which american education & media actively works to brainwash the populace. If you grow up in america, you are continuously surrounded by propoganda and narratives that:
Science isn’t real
Science is the ENEMY
Science is lying and you should listen to the Church instead. The universe is 6000 years old, evolution isn’t real (and the earth isn’t round, and vaccines are poison). Any Good Christian agrees with at least one of these. Teachers are not allowed disagree. (There must be “balanced treatment” of “alternative facts.”)
To remind School Children of their Duty to Obey, they are required to voluntarily recite a Pledge of Allegiance every morning. (Other countries don’t do this; it would be considered “creepy” and “government overreach.”)
(But those countries overreach in other ways, such as by providing healthcare & food & housing to the Undeserving. These countries are not to be trusted. It is a Sin to be UnAmerican, even if you are not American and do not live in America. In fact, that’s even more sinful.)
America is Great. In fact, it is the Greatest. We are better than all other countries. (We are not taught very much about other countries, but we know that we are Better Than Them.)
We are God’s favorite country. God Protects Us, because we are the Greatest. We must be, to have God on our side.
Other countries are a threat to the Spirit of Democracy. It is our duty and God-given right to Protect Our Interest Abroad.
Other Countries Are The ENEMY. (Especially Russia, China, the Middle East, Latin America, Cuba, Vietnam, Korea, and whoever the Military Industrial Complex wants to sell us weaponry to invade.)
(Even if we don’t always attack the right people, they are still sinners. It is a sin not to be American.)
Other Americans (minorities, immigrants, socialists/communists, political activists, the poor) Are Also The ENEMY. They are less “American” than we are. That makes them dangerous. These people must not be allowed to attack our Way of Life.
(Even if they are Americans, they are not real Americans. Therefore they are sinners.)
The Police/FBI/CIA/Military are there to protect us. When the Government hurts people, it is because those people are the ENEMY.
Slavery was “bad” but many slave-owners were Great Men. We surround our cities & parks with Monuments & Flags to venerate our Founding Fathers, and the Great Leaders of the Confederacy. These things must be remembered bc they are Historical. They are not harmful because Slavery is over now. It’s in the Past.
(Slavery is also Historical, but it does not need to be remembered)
Racism is over bc of Dr Martin Luther King (who was a peaceful man without socialist leaning) who uncontroversially ended racism, then died tragically (with no governmental wrongdoing). He is loved and respected by white people now, who name Buildings & Streets after him, to remind themselves that Racism Is Over.
MLK’s photo is in every History Textbook, so students can read about how racism ended (and about how MLK was not a radical harassed by the FBI, but simply a mild-mannered pacifist). Students are happy to learn that the Civil Rights Era fixed everything and was a very long time ago. (You can tell because the textbook photos are always in black-and-white. No living person actually remembers it. It was so long ago.)
Everyone is Equal now, but obviously not actually equal, that would be Communism. Poor People exist because they are Lazy and Undeserving, and do not pull themselves up by their Bootstraps. Billionaires are deserving because they pulled themselves up with their Good Ideas. We should Admire them, and not Steal from them out of Envy. Taxing them would be Stealing.
Taxation Is A Form Of Theft. (That is why brave rich white men founded this country.)
(Taxation is not a form of Theft when it funds the most overfunded military in the world. It is Theft when it pays for the breakfast of school children. We need a Powerful Military to Protect Our Interests Abroad. It is the Job of The Parents to feed their hungry children. Sometimes parents are Poor and Lazy, that is not the Government’s Responsibility.
(Every year the Military spends Billions on equipment it does not intent to use; these purchases are stored in “graveyards” throughout the country. America is a young country, filled with many types of graveyards and corpses, so many corpses, some of whom stand upright and walk around and perform labor for crumbs. They stand behind cash registers and stoop at desks, and crumble before your eyes. Your country is crumbling, crumbling its people to dust.)
(One day you will crumble too. You will be nothing but crumbs and bones, and confusion over how this all happened.)

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sits at my computer positioned like a skyrim jarl passing judgment on whether or not a post is worth reblogging
“aye, lass, this meme about the stock market greatly pleases me. i will give it a well deserved reblog.”
angels, deciding what shape to take when interacting with The Humans: well….eye contact is important to humans, right? they find it reassuring when they can see the eyes of the person they’re talking to. so if we have LOTS of eyes, in very visible places, that’ll be even MORE reassuring
can’t stop thinking how much sense it would make if every design choice angels made was just a misguided attempt to Relate To The Humans. imagine how those conversations went
wings: “humans don’t like things they can’t understand, so if we’re going to levitate we should have wings. in fact we should probably have lots of wings, since we’re so big and impressive. humans like wings”
loud, booming voices: “fuck off Azrael the humans needs to be able to hear us.”
glowing: “no no no, it’s about visibility, right? the main human sensory organ works by detecting light, so if we emit light…”
wheels: “why the hell are you shaped like that?” “piss off, the humans are really proud of this invention”
multiple faces/eyes: “it makes me relatable” “i swear to God it doesn’t–” “i need to see in every direction” “ Azrael you are a supernatural messenger of god you do not need–” “THE HUMANS NEED TO KNOW I’M WATCHING”
multiple limbs: “humans have lots of limbs! they like limbs” “look i let you keep the wings but–” “how do you expect me to walk?” “70,000 feet is not a reasonable number of feet, Azrael!” “fuck off i’m ENORMOUS”
general gross misapprehensions of biology: “holy shit are your wings made out of eyes?” “look before you say anything i’m like 100% sure i’ve seen animals who have both wings and eyes. and you can fit so many more in this way!” “….you godforsaken googly-eyed genius”
i absolutely adore Bible fanfiction like this
Bible fanfiction
So, um, apparently the angels didn’t appreciate this post.
Halo a summary in random video memes part 1

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Plamgue
Leshes.
Mezma Theewee
Huemoars
Hurbs
boobonic
IT IS DONE!!!!
just updating you on the news cycle
Plague doctor is a gender much in the same way wizard is a gender tbh

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Since this fucking guy:
Has been front and center in every news article I’ve been reading, let me just reiterate something.
Norse Paganism has no room for fascists, nazis, Trumpers, alt-righters, Proud Boys, or whatever else they call themselves.
They are the lowest of the low, and Niddhogr will gnaw on their bones for all eternity.
He is a cowardly and foolish fanboy of the Viking Age, and an embarrassment to us all.
We don't claim this vile piece of shit. He is NOT Heathenry. Hate and bigotry has absolutely no place in our spaces and it's disgusting.
I can't fucking get away from this guy. Everything that needs to be said has already been said. He does NOT represent Heathenry and we will never accept him.
I reblogged this without thinking twice, and... it's not quite right. Or, rather, the responses aren't quite right. He is unfortunately a part of Heathenism. So are others of his ilk. They are fringe, they are worthless, but they are a part of us - and a very vocal part. We need to deal with our trash.
He might think he is...but I ask you this:
No matter what Gods he follows, how he chooses to worship, do you think they would be pleased?
Even Gods of Chaos, Strife and War have their standards. They do not tolerate fools readily.
This clown is an attention seeking buffoon who can't seem to make up his mind whether he wants to be an extra in Vikings, Braveheart or some cheap 50's style western.
Possibly unpopular opinion time, but it needs to be said.
I can not speak for the gods with any authority. The best I can do is say "this might be approved based on existing evidence and UPG" or "this would probably meet disapproval based on existing evidence and UPG".
I believe that his actions and thoughts will be met with disapproval by the gods.
I also believe that we will receive the same disapproval if we continue to refuse to take responsibility. This is OUR problem. WE have allowed it to grow. WE have allowed it to prosper. We have to deal with OUR trash in OUR proverbial front yard before pointing to the weeds growing in the neighbor’s yard.
If we continue to refuse to acknowledge that this is our problem we will not be taking responsibility for the safety and protection of our homes, family, and beliefs (which is kind of a big deal in a lot of the existing stories). We will not be living up to the standards expected by our gods.
This person, and others like him, may be a fringe faction. But they are still what people see. It’s similar to the Westboro Baptist Church to Christianity or extremist jihadist cells to Islam. They are certainly not the majority - but people see it and associate it anyway.
I repeat: WE NEED TO DEAL WITH OUR TRASH.
Da fuck they doin’ ova der (x)