where is he. i know he’s there where the fuck is he.

people who actually got to party to the songs that came out in 2009-2010 are so lucky too bad i was eleven

like imagine pulling up to a house party and hearing dynamite by taio cruz blasting i’d lose my fucking mind

My junior prom was that year and lemme tell you, we truly loved Kesha back then

Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one

Mood to the max!

Tubular af

groovy, i hate it

If she breathes, she’s a square

Monkey Like Me Wears Tank Topps And I Dont Even Cry When I Get Sunsburn On My Shoulders

And I Dont Even Get Fustrated And Stomp My Feet At The Pool During Adult Swimm

And When I Drop My Pastrys In The Pool I Dont Get My P****** In A Wodd

I Wont Even Jump In The Pool To Get Them Becose Im Polite

I Wont Even Swim To The Bottom And Grab Them All And Stuffs Them In My Cheecks

Im On My Best Pehavior

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antoni MIGHT be boring and its POSSIBLY arguable that he does the least in the fab5 but none of you have all the facts

which are

i love him

Hey have you seen this *pulls up the Jim Gaffigan hot pockets stand up bit on 2008-era YouTube* prepare to laugh your ass off!

omg you guys my two month old baby just asked ‘mommy is it true we live in a society?’

You, my sir, win all the internetz today. May I suck your epic cock? 

If you had five billion you could hop from job to job, calling entitled customers idiots all across your city, putting the fear of You into every shithead in town until people become afraid to be rude to servers and cashiers, lest you emerge from the back room like some kind of manners-enforcing specter