stay dead

so sad the hear about Jared and Jensen... I thought alphas and omegas mated for life?

if I wrote a dystopian novel where the corrupt evil megacorporation that controls society has a fucking smirk for a logo, my editor would tell me to use a less heavy-handed metaphor

You look absolutely ravishing in those khakis

- Stephenie Meyer

"hey babe I'm sending you something horrible" is a love language

if a minotaur was hunting me in a maze i would just leave

id fuck him

I’d fuck him too

Love wins

“don’t make me tap the sign” meme where the sign says “developing an elaborately justified hatred of an internet celebrity over their perceived minor failings is also a parasocial relationship“

im going to skim a handful of the most popular saw fanfiction and then tell you what i think the plot of the saw film franchise is, ok?

i have reason to believe there were two men in a bathroom

me, a furry economist: erhm, maybe inflation isn’t all that bad OwO

KILLING. KILLING HIM MYSELF

world heritage post

thinking of my tumblr mutual who referred to war and peace as ‘wap’ today

I’m so ready to be able to legally drink. only eating all these years has left me very thirsty. I have heard very good things about water