Just what the doctor ordered.

gloria reyes aka gloria, offense, two stars of difficulty, nicest mexican old lady in southern cali, can still kick your ass abilities: wooden spoon: deadly in close quarters think genji during his ult. could probably knock out a full health tracer in two shots. automatically OHKO’s an enemy reaper w/out fail and does double damage to anyone under 30. you can throw it in a pinch but you have to wait a while for it to reload

shrill scream: screams A DONDE CREES QUE VAS? to find her targets. paralyzes anyone in a thirty feet radius, and reaper wherever he is, giving her a chance to strike from up close

home made salsa: her projectile attack. throws a jar of home made picante to explode around her targets. does half damage to an enemy reaper

“Hey Bastion! Check this out!”

“great. now that we all know each other. GET OUTTA THE WAY OF OUR PAYLOAD.”

Sometimes when I have downtime at work I draw pokemon being assholes.

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