drifting away

tumblr is about to be the social media equivalent of that olympic skater who won gold bc everyone in front of him fell over

i hate writing introductions to essays like it feels so forced. they should let me just start saying shit

same with conclusions. they should just let me be done saying shit. said it already innit

the “mmm whatcha say” meme will literally be funny forever. it goes away for a while but reappears when you are least expecting it. it’s nearing a decade in age but it’s still hilarious, not even in an ironic way like a lot of memes are. it’s just truly funny. i love it. what a powerful meme.

i disagree i find it stale and very unfunny

Sorry I didn’t get back to you it’s just that I’m completely unfit for human interaction.

The clothes are not clean or dirty but a secret third thing (on the chair)

“how to read more” “how to read faster” “how to read daily” STOP STOP stop STOP this is not a competition. read slowly, read when you’re in the right state of mind, really savour it, read for pleasure, read for yourself. don’t read for performance, stats or to compare yourself to others

yall are a little too good at replicating the old tumblr fandom posts please stop i feel like a veteran on the fourth of july

Cyberpunk dystopia is already here for the disabled.