me doing normal human activities: is this allowed? is this allowed? am i allowed to do this? is this allowed? i don’t want to get in trouble can i do this is this allowed?

she is just like me fr

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

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tshirt that says I HAD POTENTIAL

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

i'm the first depressed person to be lazy for real

"What made you follow your mutual" I don't know. I don't remember anything. In my mind we were mutuals at birth. Since the dawn of time. The start of the earth's spin

lets get one thing perfectly clear, you freaks. pinkie pie is the one who got weird al pregnant, not the other way around

my wife flew a plane in an emergency situation and saved our lives in her dream last night and it was incredibly vivid to her and multiples times throughout the day today she has said quietly under her breath “I flew the plane…”

she describes how she had to use all her strength to pull the yoke down (she knows all the cabin terminology) and send the plane practically vertically through the air to avoid crashing into a mountain range and she keeps calling it the “miracle over the mountains”