and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

me doing normal human activities: is this allowed? is this allowed? am i allowed to do this? is this allowed? i don’t want to get in trouble can i do this is this allowed?

she is just like me fr

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

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tshirt that says I HAD POTENTIAL

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

i'm the first depressed person to be lazy for real

"What made you follow your mutual" I don't know. I don't remember anything. In my mind we were mutuals at birth. Since the dawn of time. The start of the earth's spin