here are the top 10 tips for getting out of your tragic time loop TODAY. this video is supported by squarespace

tshirt that says I HAD POTENTIAL

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

i'm the first depressed person to be lazy for real

"What made you follow your mutual" I don't know. I don't remember anything. In my mind we were mutuals at birth. Since the dawn of time. The start of the earth's spin

lets get one thing perfectly clear, you freaks. pinkie pie is the one who got weird al pregnant, not the other way around

my wife flew a plane in an emergency situation and saved our lives in her dream last night and it was incredibly vivid to her and multiples times throughout the day today she has said quietly under her breath “I flew the plane…”

she describes how she had to use all her strength to pull the yoke down (she knows all the cabin terminology) and send the plane practically vertically through the air to avoid crashing into a mountain range and she keeps calling it the “miracle over the mountains”

(Out of deodorant voice) maybe we should all be more accepting of the smells our bodies naturally produce

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

big life tips dont be neurodivergent dont be poor dont get in any sort of situation and dont let yourself need or crave

not getting good reports back on your progress with this guys

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn