Dream Within a Dream

this advertising is so effective that it made me want to go buy a brand that’s been defunct for 40-something years

If we’re friends, there’s a 106% chance that I’m always petrified that you secretly hate me.

the funniest thing in twilight is when bella thinks that the guy she has a crush on might be a vampire so she goes home and just googles the word “vampire” it’s ridiculous but also exactly what I would do in that situation

THE GREATEST JOKE ADVENTURE TIME HAS EVER WRITTEN

People like to make fun of animators but jokes on them…

a concept: future jake and amy having a kid BUT amy goes into labour on halloween and jake has to figure out if amy is cheating him out of the heist or if he’s actually about to have a kid

It’s both, but because Amy Santiago absolutely has a plan in place in case of labor she wins from her hospital bed

my absolute favourite thing about all the old star trek series is when the ship unexpectedly collides with something and, due to the lack of sophisticated special effects available at the time, everyone just throws themselves across the set as dramatically as possible

Wait, isn’t there stabilised gifs of these shots floating around?

Mr. Darcy: [during his first proposal to Elizabeth Bennet] I’m not going to stand here and listen to you accusing me of things I clearly did.

me, getting chased around my house by a murderer: alexa play what’s new scooby doo by simple plan

unironically liking “never gonna give you up” makes you immortal, invulnerable, and unstoppable. in this essay i will

Op where’s the essay

right here!

I clicked it without thinking about it perish op