manuscripts don't burn

“they’re just friends, not EVERYTHING has to be so lesbian ugh” what planet do you live on where everything is lesbian. what is its name. where is it. what is its address. what are the directions. how do i go there

it is genuinely infuriating how many people grasp the concept of "there are several different sects of christianity, some of which are conservative and controlling, but others which are more progressive, and you can't treat the whole religion as a monolith", but absolutely cannot wrap their minds around the idea that islam, the second-biggest religion in the world, is also not a monolith.

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

Everywhere I go, I see her face, because she’s a scary monster who’s trying to get me.

life is so awesome if we ignore all that

i feel bad as fuck for bugs you look weird and people just step on you

Killing time in airports would be a lot more fun if you were allowed to wear roller skates

I think that when you go through TSA, they should make you change into roller skates the way bowling alleys make you change into bowling shoes. I think wearing roller skates around the terminal should be a required part of the experience. On one hand this would create a logistical nightmare and an objectively worse experience for everyone involved but on the hand imagine how fast you could get to your gate

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

characters whose sexuality is "i'm under way too much stress to figure that shit out rn"

character whose gender is "im probably nonbinary but im on a quest so idrc about that rn"