Bitchboy Valence

i think they really could've done so much more interesting shit with Ascension astarion but instead they have you do vague daddy kink in public and everyone gets worried about you to an unnecessary degree

also i'm literally never ever gonna get over how the kneeling kiss used to have Tav looking a lil surprised/scared but they patched it to make sure everyone was smiling cuz i guess you can't consent if you aren't grinning ear to ear

i know there was insane drama tho with some of the writers so i'm not even gonna open that can of worms LOL im just like ok well if i ever get to writing fanfic. im going to write it better than that

i think they really could've done so much more interesting shit with Ascension astarion but instead they have you do vague daddy kink in public and everyone gets worried about you to an unnecessary degree

also i'm literally never ever gonna get over how the kneeling kiss used to have Tav looking a lil surprised/scared but they patched it to make sure everyone was smiling cuz i guess you can't consent if you aren't grinning ear to ear

my human kar'niss headcanon faceclajm is. Long haired Willem Dafoe in his young 20s

i jsut realized i really DO care about astarion :/ a lot

i suddenly got a really good idea for a long haired fan design where he's Ascended and darksided & more creaturey. which i'm sure has been done but i'm kind of like yo i can just design that. idk why with astarion im more scared of what ppl think cuz he's so popular lol he's the ACNH Raymond of BG3 (i also love raymond so whatever man i like popular boys)

him and valence aren't endgame for me at all but i have a dynamic relationship planned out in my head where they're SO complicated with each other and it actually hurts valence's heart a lot because Astarion was his first actual boyfriend ever and Astarion only marginally cares about Valence and they're off and on a lot. and in most of my playthroughs i ascend astarion & i like to imagine he gets way more Evil Vampirey and valence is really easy to manipulate

i jsut realized i really DO care about astarion :/ a lot

i suddenly got a really good idea for a long haired fan design where he's Ascended and darksided & more creaturey. which i'm sure has been done but i'm kind of like yo i can just design that. idk why with astarion im more scared of what ppl think cuz he's so popular lol he's the ACNH Raymond of BG3 (i also love raymond so whatever man i like popular boys)

Lorroakan is such an uggo chud

he looks like he smells like sweat real bad but like the stale white nerd kind. pulpy :-(