Dreynen

Perfect skin doesn’t matter brand names don’t matter grind culture doesn’t matter all that’s important is having a hobby you love and learning to cook vegetables in tasty ways

openin’ the door to the microwave one second early because you don’t need all the hootin’ and hollerin’

Hate diet culture so much bitches will b like “don’t eat processed carbs they’re so bad for you” like and??? So what?? God did not give us grain and stone to grind it with for no reason. Bread is inevitable. Bread is food for the heart and the soul. U think I’m gonna give that up in pursuit of instagram fitness?? U think I’m gonna deny myself the simple pleasure of toast with jam so I can endlessly chase an ever-shifting standard of beauty that ultimately means nothing? In 20 years I will no longer be beautiful and in 60 my body will be vacant food for other, smaller creatures. But the taste of fresh bread? Of homemade donuts and still-warm pie? I will carry the taste on my tongue into whatever follows this life. So like. Stop telling me I should diet lmao. I’m not abt to martyr myself just to get a man to look at me.

Op genuinely thank you for this

love is stored in the fictional couple i’ve gotten overly invested in

Mountain weasel (Mustela altaica)

#it fucken sumny (via @mindfulwrath)

I thought they banned porn here…

oh hey its the steam controller that like 5 people own

Im one of them…

Are you the robot in the vid?

God I wish

@eroticismofthemachinedetector

…Beep

God forbid Chippy do anything