KAYLOR RISES.

that looks like the size of taylor’s name NOT TO MENTION that the title literally has ME in it and ME is the only word now crossed out…..

^^^ ALSO THIS ( creds to @dreyblr )

creds to @/my_life_as_a_swiftie on insta for this part! BUT LOOK GUYS THE NAME FITS PERFECTLY SHDJFKF I—

OKAY WHAT ARE YOU TRYNA SAY ED CMON

creds to @isabellelovestaylor ^^^

SJDKFK THIS IS NOT A DRILL GUYS

P+🐝🤘🏼🤘🏼 = PnB Rock

OOF okay so. I’m not as familiar with her earlier albums, but honestly pretty much ALL of the songs from rep and most of 1989 are really fuckin gay??? Like:

dress and delicate, obviously

dancing with our hands tied — “i could’ve spent forever with your hands in my pockets / picture of your face in an invisible locket” & “i loved you in spite of / deep fears that the world would divide us” (dwoht is my personal Gayest Song, tbh. also my favorite song right now. i’m just so gay for that combination of love and fear!!! just… tragedy and angst and regret……)

don’t blame me — “baby for you i would fall from grace / just to touch your face” (fuck YEAH sign me up for those queer religious motifs baby)

gorgeous — “you should think about the consequence / of you touching my hand in the darkened room… / if you’ve got a girlfriend, i’m jealous of her / but if you’re single that’s honestly worse” those are probably the gayest lines but honestly there is not a single second of this song that even remotely gives off the slightest heterosexual vibe

so it goes — uhhhhh “wear you like a necklace” & the whole taking turns “honestly baby who’s counting” adlfkjadfls; i can’t believe she literally wrote a song about eating p*ssy… taylor please………

king of my heart — aside from the fact that it’s obviously about karlie kloss, “your love is a secret i’m hoping, dreaming, dying to keep” is a fundamentally gay experience

call it what you want — maybe less gay explicitly/thematically than some of the others, but is also even more obviously about karlie kloss in the greatest lyrical masterstroke of our time so we should jot that down

endgame — also not necessarily gay based on the text alone but “big reputation, big reputation, oh you and me would be a big conversation” also is def not about a boy

in 1989, obviously i know places is the ultimate closeted gay anthem (tbh i usually pair it with out of the woods, and maybe getaway car if we’re talkin like… gay fear/anxiety/hiding) but like… 1989 also has:

how you get the girl (????? literally just about how you get the girl?? it’s just gay, it just is.)

style — also just feels very gay to me, like lbr no one pulls off the “james dean daydream look in your eye” or “long hair, slicked back, white t-shirt” like a lesbian

welcome to new york — obviously, “you can want who you want / boys and boys and girls and girls”

new romantics — “the rumors are terrible and cruel / but, honey, most of them are true” is literally about the rumors that she’s gay…… they’re true and she is

wonderland — is about dianna agron but also just “so we went on our way / too in love to think straight / all alone or so it seemed / but there was strangers watching / and whispers turned to talking / and talking turned to screams” god all of this is so tragic i just want her to be happy and out and free oh my god

a lot of the other songs from 1989 also but i am too tired. moving on. i’m gonna do my best with the earlier stuff let’s goooo

treacherous — “put your lips close to mine / as long as they don’t touch” lmao are you kidding

i knew you were trouble — “and the saddest fear comes creeping in / that SHE never loved me or her, or anyone, or anything” the OG (original gay) lyric change (reprised during the rep tour, but sadder)

22 — “everything will be alright if you keep me next to you / you don’t know about me, but I bet you want to”

is all too well gay? i think it might be but i don’t remember specifics

ours — “seems like there’s always someone who disapproves / they’ll judge it like they know about me and you” (hmmmm you mean like ‘they got no idea about me & you’ ??) and “so don’t you worry your pretty little mind / people throw rocks at things that shine / and life makes love look hard / the stakes are high / the water’s rough / but this love is ours” 

mine — “you made a rebel of a careless man’s careful daughter”

you belong with me — this is literally every girl in high school who’s just starting to figure out she likes girls and is crushing on her best friend who is probably straight but “i’m the one who makes you laugh / when you know you’re about to cry / and i know your favorite songs / and you tell me about your dreams / i think i know where you belong / i think i know it’s with me…” also “she wears high heels, i wear sneakers / she’s cheer captain and i’m on the bleachers / dreaming ‘bout the day when you wake up and find / that what you’re looking for has been here the whole time” is clearly setting her up to date her brunette cheerleader clone like… very “i’m not that girl” of you taylor to try to redirect your jealousy and convince us you care at all about this hypothetical and entirely nondescript boy

love story — MARRY ME JULIET (even though, ahem, my father does not approve of our relationship)

fifteen — a baby gay’s careful observation of the Heterosexual Experience from an outsider’s perspective

breathe — repeating “i’m sorry” 7 times? Gay

back to december — one-shot, friends to lovers, closeted characters, Gay Fear™, post-breakup pining

enchanted — “the lingering question kept me up, 2am, ‘who do you love?’” i.e. baby gay trying to come to terms with who she loves

there are more but i am tired, pls feel free to add your own

SHIT WAIT ALSO I FORGOT

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