scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

june is going to kiss you. Mwah

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

LIFE HACK: if you call things beautiful then they become so . Immediately in front of your eyes

Okay, if you are tired then you won't be able to read. There I say it. No one else want to say it. It is strange. If you are tired, if you cannot finish a book that's a given. That's why you need to read...at work. You need to steal your reading time from your employers.

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

when a cloth mutual sees your wire post it’s not that bad but when a wire mutual sees you clothposting……😓

The technology of Journal is actually so great you can vent about absolutely anything and no one will tell you you’re wrong. You can complain about marginalized people you have beef with without exposing them to harassment from people to whom their individual flaws and behaviors are less repulsive than the fact of their marginalization. You can work out what you’re feeling BEFORE you act on it. You can write poetry

I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

bagel 🥯 btw. just think ab it