dreamingformuses

found out that sex is only something you can imagine, not anything that actually happens irl. relieved is an understatement

$20 used to mean something

my roommate got amongus ejected from a polycule a few years back and shes always told the story as "i started argung with one girlfriend so she manipulated my other girlfriend to turn against me." and while i dont know how true to life that version of events is i do greatly enjoy imagining the polycule equivilent of the kings evil advisor whispering in their ear grima wormtongue style. its got a flair to it.

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

The first rule of cable management is "out of sight, out of mind"

The second rule of cable management is that all true art is provocative. If zero people want to kill you over it, it's not good art.

pill bug is car. millipede is bus. got it?

Lowkey we should create a giant manmade blood device to attract ticks away from humans and its a giant blood container that pumps like a heart and emits phermones that attract ticks and mosquitos and we should call it Mother

I love the very idea of the paris catacombs like. yeah sure the real-life city of paris has a straight-up megadungeon sprawling under it. Why not.

do any knights want to teach me how to duel. i'll be really clumsy and uncoordinated and you'll have to guide my hands btw

love books. because it’s like what if something happened

sorry i have got to be a weird dyke about this

Once your eyes have been opened you can read lesbianism into any media. At a certain point it doesn’t even take effort it comes naturally