spinning in my highest heels, love

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

blood pressure Ain't even real lol. *stands up and immediately

theres a new villain roaming around new york that has all the powers of a tapir. give me an hour or two im gonna go google what the fuck tapirs do ill let you know if we need to be scared

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

WTF are the horses doing

i don't fucking know i tried my best but i think we made it worse with our big hooves

WHY WERE YOU INVOLVED AT ALL ??

i don't knowwww *kicks in frustration and hits humpty dumpty again* fuckkkkkkk

STOP

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

formative years? aren’t they all?

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

a slaughterhouse. an outlet mall. slot machines. fear of god. you know the usual

Mutuals I’d like to go to the renaissance faire with

god the horrible urge to vague post is eating me alive but i must

someone wronged me once

i could jumpstart a car with my breasts

problematic sudoku solving skills gap