spinning in my highest heels, love

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

Tumblr’s one true talent is making me sick of things I’ve never seen or read or heard.

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

village idiot checking in

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

love the phrase "but I digress." yes I temporarily got lost in the moors I wander in my mind but don't worry I'm self-aware about it

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

i have this deadly sickness called remembering

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

sorry for the mixed signals I don’t know what I want or what I’m doing mostly

my body knows something that i don’t and i can’t get her to talk to me