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TAZ and CR said lesbian rights

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Iāve been working on this for months and the truth is I could continue to add to it forever but I want you all to enjoy it with me
transcript:
Griffin: [as Jenkins] A witch kissed me and cursed me so that anytime anybody yells a secret word, I have to attend to their every need, and that word is my fucking name, Jenkins. Justin: [snickering]
G: Are you naming your goddamn wizard Taako?
G: Oh- shit. Oh, god, oh, god, whereād it go, oh no, no, no!
G: If possible, I would love to- to avoid a shitting-based solution? Uh, A, because I donāt want to know what exists beyond the explicit tag in iTunes? [Justin laughs] I donāt- like, is there a fucking NC-17 rating? I donāt wanna- I donāt think I wanna be a part of that. But also- Justin: [crosstalk] Hey! G: I would also not like this scene to drag on out as long as- as a human beingās digestive cycle.
G: [background laughter] Fun show, fun show games!
G: And I think I just described a plant orgasm. And this has been Fifty Shades of Green [Clint laughs], starring four idiots.
G: So the end of that sentence that you cut off was- and I- so I wonāt be able to put up with any shit today, but the problem is I already have? Now people will stop tweeting about me that I said one of Barryās favorite things is swimming in a cold lake on a hot day, and then in two episodes later say he didnāt know how to swim.
G: āKay, you and the box both drink POISON! And you survive, but the box has died. Clint: That means itās open, right? G: Yes, with that the box pops open and it has 900 gold pieces inside. Everyone: Yeah! [cheering]
Travis: I get it. Justin: Damn, thatās a good door! G: No, itās- [yelling] let me finish describing what happened to the door! Iāve been trying to tell you what happened to the door for like ten minutes!
Travis: I tap it with the Gluttonās Fork and I swallow it. Justin: [muffled wheezing] Griffin: What the fuck!
Griffin: [laugh-crying] Youāre gonna turn him into a man tube? [wheezing] You- youāre gonna turn him into a bag or a shelf with the rock sitting on it-
Griffin, loudly: What the fuck?! [audience laughter] Travis: Double damage is- 4 and 3 plus 4 and 1. Griffin: I didnāt give Marvey HP!
Griffin: Is the stapler in here? Anyone want the fucking stapler?
Griffin: Oh, Jesus, you love this shit! [Travis, crosstalk: Iām sorry-] Itās your- Youāre a fucking pervert! Fetish- youāre exposing everybody to your fetishes! Travis: Iām so sorry!
Griffin: Uh- it is an uneventful climb to the twentieth floor. And, uh- as- Travis: Floor twenty! Griffin: as- as- What? Justin and Travis: [snickering] Floor twenty! Griffin: [pause] Weāre not gonna say anything better than that- Travis: Griffin, we have to fight some weeds at floor twenty. Griffin: We have thirty minutes to go, and weāre not gonna say anything better than that. Did you even think about that?
Justin: I grow bored with this fight. [laughter] Griffin: Okay. [crosstalk] Justin: Iām- Iām casting polymorph on myself- Griffin: Oh, fucking- wow. Justin: Griffin, Iām texting you- [Griffin: oh]because youāre going to need this information. Griffin: Oh my god, Justin. Justin: Yes. [Wonderland music starts] Griffin: Taakoās arms sink into his chest, so that heās just got, sort of, little arms, and his head gets really big, and really long, [Clint laughs] and his teeth get very sharp, and he grows a tail, and he turns into a tyrannosaurus rex.
Griffin: [yelling] Oh, NO! Are you keeping track of how many times you rolled as well? Clint: [crosstalk] To be honest the educational system in Huntington, West Virginia sucks- Travis: Twenty-five! Twenty-five! Four, four! Twenty-five! Twenty-seven! [overlapped with Justin] Griffin: itās dead- STOP! Stop! Youāre killing him! Travis and Justin: Thirty! Thirty-six! Griffin: Stop! Heās already dead! Travis: One more, one more, one more- [Clint: C'MON!] Travis and Justin: Thirty-seven! [A pause as the audience laughs] Travis: His parents feel it! Griffin: You fucking- you fucking- this turtleās- this turtleās parents- Travis: [crosstalk] Is that where the turtleās brother dies? Griffin: -forget about him. This turtle was a successful turtle author, and the words on his books fucking vanish. [audience laughter] You have erased this turtle from existence.
Travis: But my butt- Griffin: [yelling] Come on, Iām in hell! [crosstalk] Iām dead and in hell now! You opened the door! You built the fucking door! Out of wood! Shitwood! Shame on you and shame on us!
Justin, as Taako: Garfield? Griffin, as Garfield: Yes? Justin: I have something I think is really going to interest you. Griffin: [yelling out of character] OH MY GOD! Justin: This is the Slicer of T'pire Weir Isles [background laughter] and I notice that you have a really cool sword. Itās a Flaming, Poisoning, Raging Sword of Doom, I believe itās called. Griffin: Oh my god⦠Justin: And- Iām looking at your entire stock and it does seem to me thatās your most valuable posession, would you say thatās accurate? Griffin: [laughter, as Garfield] Yes, itās absolutely the most valuable thing in the store!
Griffin: [very tired] I didnāt expect it to go like that. [audience laughter] Um- and- Travis: What did you expect to happen? Griffin: [yelling] For you to catch a fucking fish in my fish mini game! [audiene cheers] Is that so- Am I out of my mind? Is that an unreasonable expectation? To give them a fucking fish mini game- Taako makes the lake float, Travis jumps in with a rapier, like, āletās get it done!ā and Dad makes, the- the fucking shit teleport away! [audience laughter] Clint: Welcome- welcome to The Adventure Zone, Griffin.
[ID: Griffin McElroy saying, āTeens are very much into the following: bullying me on Tumblr.ā /END ID]
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Donāt worry, guys. I made a compilation of the best Griffin McElroy vines, so everything is going to be okay
#this man convinced a woman to marry him #this man produced a child
2020 will be a good year
Cause it's two natural 20s and that means whatever you'll do, you'll do with success
Go forth and roll with advantage.
CRITICAL ROLL YEAR
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Caller: Sure it has, whatever keeps you sleeping well at night
Ben: I'll have you know I sleep horribly, sir.
Is the biggest mood of the decade.
How cool is this?!
Hereās a link to a news article and some videos about production (posted before the film was released)
Their Moana is very talented, and their Maui is a local newscaster whose daughters made him audition!
Rachel House still voices Grandma Tala, Temuera Morrison still voices the Chief, and Jemaine Clement still voices Tamatoa.
Rob Ruha and Jemaine Clement translated and rearranged the music so that the songs still worked while sung in a different language, which is super impressive.
Also: Air New Zealand will feature the Maori version on their in flight entertainment starting in November!
this news is from earlier this year, you can now actually listen/watch the te reo version in clips on youtube now. this one is pretty exemplary of the original and new voice actors together! <3
Where can I buy the soundtrack tho?????
I have OFFICALLY caught up on King Falls AM and I gotta say the current mood is just

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Everyone around me within a five-mile radius: stop singing frozen 2 songs! We've heard it a million times!
Me:
Adora, holding a bowl of cereal in one hand, and a coffee pot in the other: What if instead of milk in my cereal, I put coffee
Glimmer, walking past her and taking the coffee pot away: What if you didnāt
I canāt believe they oblitered straight men like that
@tabbran please add lemon man story to this
PRESENTING LEMON MAN
That was a wild goddamn ride
god this was worth the read
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[high operatic note] FUUUUUCK that
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iāve said it once iāll say it again: fuck frickard
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