very really truly your dream girl

It's about devotion and obsession. It's ALWAYS about devotion and obsession. And hunger. It's love with teeth.

Hi honey how was your day at the gaslighting factory?

ive never worked there. stop saying i work there

Honey, remember what your union rep said about working off the clock

seeing americans post about their election with such disregard and apathy is going to give me an aneurysm actually girl just give that vote to me then i'll do it. since you're so fucking complicated

his boob jiggled masculineley

I forgot about this! They animated the giggle!

reblog to jiggle 1 guts boob, reblog and fav to jiggle both

men’s tits

pull yourself up by the jockstrap

pull yourself up. by your boobstraps.

I don’t like knights in the “glorifying a military police force as symbols of power, wealth, and tradition” way. I like knights in the “cult of chivalry and psychological fallout of raising sons to die like their fathers for a king they’ll never meet” way but also in a “swords and armor symbolic of the heaviness and impermanence of manhood” way.