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@oneofthemtheaternerds i am so sorry i failed to adequately represent you in this post. it is important to me to represent all straight people equally, so i have added another box -inspired by what you have said- to fully account for straight culture in all its depth. apologies again for the oversight.

“people, especially marginalized people, have EVERY RIGHT to be suspicious of the medical profession because of various human rights abuses” somehow warps into “if you criticize anti vaxxers you hate marginalized people and also who’s to say there ISN’T dangerous stuff in vaccines?” 

making fun of anti-vaxxers is misogynistic because anti-vaxxerism often manifests itself in “mommy culture” 

making fun of anti-vaxxers is ableist or classist or something because some people don’t have the resources to understand the complex list of ingredients in vaccines and it’s wrong to shame them for being suspicious of something that’s not accessible to them 

woke conspiracy theory tumblr comes out with one of those “elites drinking children’s blog to stay young” style posts about how mmr vaccines are being used to sterilize people or keep them complacent or something

it’s problematic to give your babies vaccines because children are unable to consent to them (i’ve actually seen this one before on this hellsite lol)

suggesting CHEMICALS are safer at preventing disease than NATURAL REMEDIES like oranges or ginger is western-centric 

Vaccines = Good

Mercury = Bad

Vaccines = Save lives

my depression:

kick the bottom of the door for 10 minutes

text your landlord

remember your landlord is on vacation and also in her mid 50′s so it takes about 36 hours to receive a response

briefly wonder why the fuck you moved the canada

remember that college tuition is significantly cheaper here than in the united states 

look up and notice your cat is at the window, staring at you. he paws at the window lightly and meows. it’s devastating. his eyes are so big and imploring. decide that you have to get inside your apartment at all costs. not even god himself can stop you from feeding your cat his chicken wet food dinner. frida kahlo herself could descend from the heavens and ask “hey you wanna bang?” and you’d say “hell yeah but first let me open this door so i can feed my cat his dinner”

remember there is a starbucks 3 blocks down the street from you

enter. the barista gives you a weird look for entering a starbucks at 7pm on a tuesday

order a venti cup of hot water. you order in french because the barista just said “bonjour” instead of “bonjour, hi.” you have a strong american accent. you hit the r in merci a little too hard to compensate. you embarrass yourself.

exit the starbucks clutching the massive cup of hot water in your hands. it’s burning your fingers.

return. methodically pour the starbucks cup of water all over the the door frame. it begins moving a little but still wont open

back up

ensure your doc martens are properly gripping the sheet of ice covering the ground. many people have told you to stop wearing doc martens in the winter, despite your protests that theyre actually the ideal winter boot. also, you’re a lesbian and punk’s not dead

release a pterodactyl screech and sprint towards the door, slamming the full force of your pathetically tiny 5′2″ 110lb body into it

you dont know any of your neighbors so you dont care about maintaining your pride anyways

the door swings open

run up the stairs

open the actual door to your apartment and yell MOMMY’S HOME MY LITTLE BITCHASS BABY BOY DONT WORRY at your cat

cat flings his body to the ground and starts purring like he does every time you come home

2018: sad bitch