Danny’s Room Stay Out

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

Which will fade first? Memories of the Area 51 "raid", or memories of Internet Explorer?

omg finally

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

Emos & scene kids got this close to abolishing gender for real. I try not to think about it too much.

The idea of a popular teenage subculture where girl & boys pretty much all dress the same feels impossible now but for a while it was reality and it was beautiful.

(to the tune of working on the railroad) iiive been working on the railrooad

your mom is a baked potato your dad's dumb ass is asparagus and you are a god damn green bean

it would probably move faster if your phone wasn't encased in green gelatin

the liberal media won’t trick me into removing my protective delicious gels

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

average white queer would kill themselves if they switched places with us like it is a little crazy sometimes it feels like talking to a wall bc they fully dont really care that racism is bad like they dont even like register it as something life ruining its just like a tiny oopsie to them…….how do u read a post that says “tradwife ideology cannot be separated from nazi ideology” and only walk away with “ u should be very careful practicing submission kink everyone! tradwife can be done but just make sure u have a safe word <3” …..im going to chase you with a large rock