Cookies and candy my brother

i should quit my job and search for the golden ant

its actually going pretty well

Fuck are you looking at? scroll down before you piss me off

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

wtf i just saw slender man looking through my fridge farting his ass off real loud

ugh ive been having really frustrating physical symptoms i think brought on by being constantly under severe stress but theres no way out of it so i just have to pretend its not happening

i cant even find the words to articulate how i feel but its like my entire life ive felt stuck in like a saw trap like im being put in a jar and being violently shaken around. i have never and will never feel safe around anyone and ill never trust anyone

they should make a social interaction that doesnt leave you wondering if somethings wrong with you

I don't trust anyone for dating advice because society's conception of a healthy relationship considers saying stuff like "i wish i could break your arms and legs and tie you up so you cant do anything without me ever again" to be codependent and obsessive. They just want you to say stuff like "i felt really seen when you asked me to communicate about how my day was" or whatever the fuck