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Needlessly poetic in a way that draws your credibility into question. The whimsical typography also reduces the gravity of the statement. Please see the revised edition attached below.

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desertpups

k a a ac h o o iw

toyota-supra

What [car] would you build a time machine out of?

an old VW Beetle because it wouldn't look out of place literally anywhere

aokozaki

Lancelot: Egad sire! Look at that. King Arthur: Hm, rare to see a VW Beetle this far north. Not impossible, mind.

shortwaveradioenthusiast

kingedwardsapphires

Me stepping out of the optometry office after slamming four lokos with the doctor and immediately meeting the love of my life (but I have social anxiety)

orteil42

(unfamiliar with Sir Mix-a-lot) I am pleased to hear your baby returned safely

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Insane

Spring breeze

"The gaming industry is bizarre. It is not an industry of success. It is an industry of your competitor, your direct head to head competitor, tripping over their dick and faceplanting into a bunch of shit. The only reason Sony got ground with the PS1 is because Nintendo fucked them with a deal and then went with carts for N64 and spent so many years pissing off third parties that everyone was willing to jump ship. The Saturn fucking killed itself by dropping into stores that were only Kmarts. The PS3 fucked up its entire early launch cycle by going a year late $200 more. And if you can just keep your company not shitty, if you can make a not terrible product, and your competitor makes an awful one, you’re the one who gets all the money"

-Pat from Two Best Friends Play on a interview from over 10 years ago.

unyanizedcatboys

shittymoviedetails

someone leaked the Super Mario Galaxy Movie on Youtube

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threshold

pussyronin-deactivated20260120

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

utopians

I'm sorry guys I know no one is going to want to hear this but I just got resuscitated after being dead for 5 minutes and it turns out hazbin hotel is true

d94hxc

Why do people treat near death visions and hallucinations as anything other than identical to dreaming?

I know some people take even dreams seriously, but it concerns me when I think about how people believe near-death or short-death experiences are somehow different or more true??

utopians

honestly an incredibly disrespectful and tasteless comment to make on my post about my very real experience of dying and going to hazbin hotel

politicalrpf

Vice President Richard Nixon doing his work lying on bed like schoolgirl, 1952.

somethingusefulfromflorida

Dear Diary,

A cute new boy was sworn into Congress today. His name is John Kennedy, but everyone calls him Jack. He's really popular, but I don't get it. It's not like I'm jealous or anything, I just don't see why everybody says he's so smart and well-spoken and charismatic and handsome...

Richard Kennedy

Dick Kennedy

Richard Milhous Nixon-Kennedy

RM Kennedy

I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM!!!!!

inthefallofasparrow

gunmeister

remember when i had tiktok and the most noteworthy thing i did with it was pretend with all i had that i didnt know and had never heard of any anime other than baccano

jelloapocalypse

"Every day is a bad day to be a Baccano fan" truuuuue

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struggling to figure out how tumblr is losing money

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cipheramnesia

The opposite of "there's an XKCD strip for this" has got to be "what the fuck do you mean there's an Achewood strip for this," less common, more alarming.

godlessondheimite

Every family drama play: It's funny. I never thought I'd come back to my childhood home. Because of the Secrets. But now that both my parents are dead, my (two or three) siblings and I have to go through all their things.

Oh, these Things. So meaningful. We were both extravagantly rich and extravagantly poor, and solidly middle class, to make us both grandiose and relatable...

My husband is here, too. To support me. His family is neither extravagantly rich nor extravagantly poor. "Normal." In other words. I could never relate.

He has never met my family. Because of the Secrets.

When we were kids, my (two or three) siblings and I would play a game called Ghosts and Shadows...But being here, in this old house, I realize that the Ghosts and Shadows are real. In a figurative sense.

Who is that? Someone's already in the house. Oh! My brother...I thought...I thought you were dead! I haven't spoken to you in between eight and twenty years. Because of the Secrets. What are you doing? What is that grimy old book you're reading? Is that--Father's diary? No, I don't want to look at it. It might contain answers to the Secrets, but open up even more questions about where we came from...who we were...and most daunting of all, what we are destined for.

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