Im A Lonly Bisexual :)

imagine if we all just started ignoring celebrities tho

i cant stop thinking about how funny this would be. imagine kylie jenner posting a selfie n it gets 12 likes

Who the fuck is Kylie Jenner?

if you start your rant with "hey idiot" or "you know what? fuck this" I stop reading immediately, sorry

hey idiot, garfield is watching you dream

you know what? fuck this. garfield is real and steals your dreams.

If I was a fictional character, how would the fandom misinterpret me?

Okay, THIS is a brilliant question. 

1.7% of people are intersex, 2% have green eyes, and 1.5 percent are redheads, but yeah red is a natural hair color, green is a natural eye color, and being intersex is a 'deformity'. Keep pretending gender isn't a social construct

0.0006% of people in the world live in Ireland and we all agree that People Live In Ireland.

....or do they

chumby patton 🥺🥺

but also consider: stronk patton

YES 🥺🥺

They’re all so funky i love them with all my heart