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contrary to popular beliefs, i am not dead.

harry, struggling to keep upright in his 1 inch heels: yeah,, i- i don’t really think heels are for me draco, walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

harry: I will not hesitate to strangle you. draco: Can you even reach my neck?

harry, talking to draco on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to? draco: You bet! harry: At what temperature? draco: 535. harry: That's the clock. draco: harry: draco: 536.