Spyroslav Agamczik

My mother is overall very evil. She always gives me some stupid salad 'cause it's "healthy" or whatever even tho she knows I like fruit and bugs. And on top of that she refuses to keep crickets 'cause she just hates everything nice. Also, she won't let me sit by the window for hours 'cause I "need the uvb to digest properly" but I know how to make her feel guilty with my glass-surfing skills.

My hobbies include: staring into a white wall and bumping into it ocasionaly, staring at ceiling, staring into the depths of universe with my mouth open (it makes my mother laugh, she could never understand), having an eye stand-off with a locust, side-eye, guilt-tripping my mother, pretending I am a flying squirel, getting into places I should not be at before mother has a chance to react, climbing anything (both climable and unclimable alike), scratching mother "by accident"...

Dislikes: birds, bugle leaves, when mother anoys me, when mother is not home