Derek Hale is my hero

one of the funniest conversations I ever had with my ex was when they were still getting used to Celsius and asked me "what's 20 degrees?" and instead of converting it, I said "it's the highest your dad will ever let you set the thermostat and when you say you're cold he tells you to put on another sweater, we're not made of money" and they went "oh, 68"

me normally: i'm not personally a huge fan of modern art

back when the world was beautiful and life was actually good

now I need a fic where Batman is stuck hanging upside down in a trap in the Joker's lair while Joker sits across from him, legs primly crossed, glasses sitting low on his nose, notepad in hand, and attempts to literally armchair diagnose him with several different disorders

That’s such a weird thing to say and a weird account. No proships and profic isn’t good to be, I can just imagine the level of fucked up brain you have and I wanna tell you it deserves jail and most of all hell, imagine if you get kids ? Ughh I feel sorry for them and it wouldn’t look good because everything you say and post here reflects YOU, you are somehow what you imagine and dedicate your posts about. What you write about, ew like imagine going into detail and SPENDING your time on that DELIBERATELY, how and why do you WANT that? Are you traumatised or just fucked up, I wlasys wondered if people are born fucked up. I won’t thank ao3, and there should be writer censorship and I will do everything in my power to make it reality. No one is acceptable to anyone’s fucked up fanfics, it’s the GENERAL taste of people ALL over the world so you can’t expect people to not come for y’all. Accounts like you don’t deserve to be anywhere near internet and I hope you live a miserable life like you put through and wish to do for your fictional characters.