Drake the deep(in fluff).

Okay, no jokes, no mathematicians answers, no bits in the replies- would it be worth it for me to watch Miraculous Ladybug? Not the same question as to whether it’s good per se. But would I find it interesting as an intersection point in my ongoing campaign of overanalysis of capefic and children’s cartoons

Yes. The writing is trash but the concepts and ideas that ocasionally srpout provide intresting points to analyze, provided you ognore how most the intresting ideas sprout as rrsult of bad writing.

people are always dismissing women (especially older women) for “gossiping,” as if verbal social networks weren’t the backbone of rural living in the pre-digital age. for your information my grandma knows government secrets surrounding the recovery of mislaid nuclear weaponry–info that isn’t available on wikipedia or google–specifically bc she’s just a very social person who keeps in touch with her old neighbors.

government secrets are cool and all but COMMUNITY!!! my blog is a fuckin gossips protection zone. gossips are a prerequisite for community. like i know everyone hates it when everyone knows your business, but without gossip, there is literally nothing to reinforce your social bonds. when grandma tells you about third cousin tammy’s latest shitty boyfriend, it’s a reaffirmation that you and tammy matter to each other. you want to know even if you shouldn’t, you are still socially impactful to each other. you literally can’t have a community without gossips because they are doing ALL the background maintenance on your entire social network. we’re human we’re supposed to be all up in each other’s shit to an annoying degree

oh wow, this is inspiring yet infuriating

for those asking, my blog title is a reference to my Grinch x Tony the Tiger Fanfic, which has indeed been read by a nun and blessed by a priest!

emotionally i am. angry breadcrumb

i woke up at 4am, wrote this, and went back to sleep. i have no idea what it means. i am slightly concerned with the sheer number of people in the notes with whom it resonated. why are ya’ll empathizing with angry breadcrumbs what does this say about our general emotional status

Life gets insecure when people compliment it, so it responds with hyper-agressive violence. we’re all collectively in the “get beat up with baseball bat” phase.

batman AU where his parents don’t die and nothing else about the story changes

it turns out he is just naturally a huge crime-fighting emo & drama queen

I constantly forget to not look at the tags

#the batsuit thing is bc he’s a furry

he has to constantly sneak in and out of the house to fight crime bc his parents will get mad if they find out he was out until 7am punching a clown

alternatively, thomas and martha wayne are chill enough not to interfere with their son’s extracurriculars, but they draw the line at him excavating their basement

This also does not in any way reduce the number of kids he ends up adopting because seriously that is his only other defining feature.

actually it's complete bullshit that humans can't simply eat 14,000 calories in one sitting and then just not be hungry for a week. that's a major design flaw and I want to speak with a customer representative

ajsjdhks what's the atheist version of this?

Complaining to the superintelligence that is the internet for not advacning genetic engenerring to the level that the calorie design flaw can be removed.

My guess is giant space worms. They are scared of eyes because giant eyes are a common feature of their predators, eldritch abominations.

Oceans 1100 AD

Very interested in the hardest part of this beign the vampires trying to trick someone into granting them permission to enter the premises earlier in the day

Since this is clearly a comedy movie, if I were making this into a movie, the first attempt and second attempt would the initial failed attempts(the curator still gets a girlfriend), and then have the third be the focus of the movie.

k I've decided to become a hedonist

so is there like...an instruction manual or

A genie grants you 3 wishes. Choose your wishes and wording carefully, with the one specific goal of creating as much calculated chaos as possible.

I want to emphasize there is no net gain to yourself, you don’t get superpowers or immortality, the point is you get to make 3 bizarre wishes that affect the world around you such that Maximum Chaos is invoked, and then you just sit back and enjoy the show.

One random common word causes you to jerk up into the air and then float unsteadily for a random amount of time if you say them, they then reset with another word.

I mean obviously I would fuck a monster but more than that I would bond with a monster over our shared sense of alienation and rejection from a hostile universe. together we would explore our deep-seated fear of being inherently unlovable, and reassure each other of our innate value as sentient beings deserving of love and kindness. i will hold them gently, and wipe the tears from their googly eyestalk-tentacles, and something will begin to heal

The desire to build each other up seems to be the most universal desire of sapience. If it can think, it will desire to grow, and Ideal growth is achieved through connection. Your desire to bond over your pains and fears is ironically as human as you get.

I adore everything about this, please provide more info.

I lied it is absolutely a competition and I’m WINNING

Which prize did you sign up for by the way? The bucket of Nightmare Fuel(tm) or the box of anomalous matter?  Because your not allowed the latter if you happen to be an eldritch abomination.

white people baby naming culture peaked when bella really named her kid Renenemone

This is false information, her name is renegade

no it’s Remoulade like the sauce

it’s ratatouille you fucking casuals 

I thought her name was Renaissance

that’s actually really close

I thought her name was Resume

in THIS economy???

Third Base! *ba-dum tsh*

...Kirby is an eldritch force that may or may not be the re-incarnation of a god of pure destruction.

im just saying if i were to land on this planet a few short millennia from now & attempt to decode humanity based solely on archaeological remains i would absolutely assume, from sheer overuse as a motif, that roses were edible & played a significant role in human diet & cuisine. a staple crop, presumably

“roses are edible tho” shut!!!! up!!!!! that is completely incidental!!!!!!!! the vast majority of people don’t eat roses & the vast majority of roses go unconsumed!!!!! i’m saying if i were an anthropological alien observing our treatment of this plant & its overpresence as a visual symbol (on wallpaper, in art, as decoration, etc) i’m saying i would assume it was a staple crop on par with corn and wheat!!!!!! i’m saying i would assume it was served at every meal, ground or steeped or fried & battered!!!!! i’m saying i would assume it was a staple grain upon which whole towns & harvests relied!!!!! not a pretty fucking flower we mostly just decorated with!! stop playing gotcha! while refusing to participate in the basic spirit of the post you overpedantic fucks!!!! go chew some fucking rose petals you cretins!!!!!!

Okay, to be fair, wheat has historically been a VERY popular decorative motif, along with grapes, assorted berries, PUMPKINS, olives and olive branches (even though the leafy and sticky bits are not food), there’s bacon wrapping paper…it would not be a BAD assumption, is what I’m saying. It would be an incorrect assumption, but not a bad assumption.

SEE YOU GET IT!!!!