Someday theoretically I'll post full breakdowns and art and such for the ocs etc over at @dragonstamed.
Going insane about star trek over at @3rdgenerationstartrekautism
If the blog looks very Spoons Heavy at the moment, that's because it is, they're currently eating my brain sdaljg;lfsdjg. Don't worry, my other children will eat my brain soon sgjsdkfg
CURRENTLY UPDATING FIC(S)
The Spoons Saga:
A massive rewrite of Stargate SG1 from season 3, all the way to the end or whenever I run out of steam, whichever comes first. The whole thing is outlined through season 10, so hopefully I don't crash and burn.
A New Normal: part three of the Spoons Saga, relationships come together and the longer-term impacts of the alternate universe come start coming into play
The Long Way Home (Author's commentary): Buying myself time to write more of part four and fix the beginning of part three my yapping about my own fic for a few weeks sadgjs;fgj
Something Strange and Almost Kind:
After they return from Abydos, Jack brings a grieving Spoons to dinner at the behest of Sara. Now retired and no longer suicidal, Jack decides he's going to step up for Sara and hope beyond hope that it's not too little, too late.
Spoons, devastated by Daniel choosing to stay on Abydos for reasons she cannot articulate, is surprised by how much kindness the O'Neills show her.
Sara, for her part, is just relieved that, despite all evidence that Jack was not supposed to come home on that last mission, he's back in arms reach and seems determined to stay.
Fucked-up, insecure, neurotic, and emotional, the three of them work their way back towards the land of the living together just in-time for Anubis to dial Earth on that fateful day.
Current For Fun project, sporadic up-dates
COMING SOON
Hitting Their Stride:
Part 4 of the Spoons Saga. Covers up to the end of season four, partially written, will begin posting after A New Normal finishes
The Spoons Saga: Author's Commentary Edition (part 2):
Same as the Spoons Saga, literally the exact same, but I'll have yammering and annotations included. Mostly exists to be a filler for when my buffer for the written fics gets thin sldjfgs;djflg and because I can't shut up.
freedom made ones spirit soar:
the steampunk au feat. my friend's oc and me going insane about gender politics
Spoonsgate Atlantis:
Explores how Stargate Atlantis would change if Spoons was there. Born of a desire to bounce Spoons and Rodney off each other, this is PROBABLY next on the list for fic updates once I finish the Spoons Saga
Spoons On Abydos (Title Pending):
What if Spoons went on the Original Abydos mission and stayed behind with Daniel?
Spoons The Tok'ra (Title Pending):
What if Spoons went on the Original Abydos mission and went home with the crew? An expansion of the Smoke and Firelight drabble (though who knows if the events will stay having happened that way once I get to writing this sdglja;ljfdgk)
Party Genders Have Been Auto Balanced (Title Pending):
What if Ishta was the shol'va instead of Teal'c? Can't decide if I want this to be 50/50 man/woman split and leave Daniel on the team or if I want to swap him out completely for Spoons instead. There's merit to both and tbh I might just write both, but for now only one goes on the board
Fuck you, I'm gonna fund the Jaffa rebellion (Title Pending):
This one is SUPER cooking but there's something in here with an oc goa'uld getting placed into Spoons who then rebels SUPER HARD because she hates how she gets treated and Spoons is Along For The Ride. I had an idea for this starting mid-movie with Ra sending Spoons off with some Jaffa as a potential host as like a political gift? I'm cooking and it's gonna be good I promise
Prison Break:
Based on a throwaway line in settling in chapter four where I mentioned that Spoons and the askrak would have been thrown into Netu if anyone had figured out the ashrak was going to rebel. Gonna start with Spoons meeting Jacob and Selmak on Netu and then breaking out and going from there
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An evil clone duplicated my friend and everyone wants me to help figure out which one is the real one but I keep getting distracted because the way they grab at each other roughly hands on identical hands and insult each other so targetedly is actually really, really hot. Can't we just keep both of them? We'll just domesticate the doppelganger. It'll be fine.
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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 2/?
Fandom: Stargate SG-1
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Jack O'Neill/Sara O'Neill/Original Character
Characters: Jack O'Neill (Stargate), Sara O'Neill, Original Characters
Additional Tags: Canon-Typical Violence, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, I'm not sure what all this is going to need yet
Summary:
Conversation around the dinner table is a little awkward and a little stilted. It's clear that the three of them don't have much common ground together. Jack brings up baseball, which causes Spoons to talk about her home team. Sara talks about Charlie's games. Jack swallows hard. Sara is about to change the subject when he volunteers a story about coaching the little league. It's not easy, or simple, but Sara feels something in her relax.
Spoons takes a cab to a hotel, ridiculously expensive, but she doesn't blink at the price. She hugs both Jack and Sara before she leaves. Sara gives her their number and tell her to call if she needs anything.
She heads to their bedroom with Jack. He notices the half-packed suitcase, but doesn't say anything. She pulls him into a tight hug. "We're okay."
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Sam ran the numbers and brought it before Bauer with Daniel. He tried dressing them down for it, but both of them are at their limit. She cuts him off before he can continue to rant about compartmentalization.
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For Bad: Is there anyone who had an undeniable negative impact on your OCâs life? How did your OC deal with that change? Have they been able to move on?
Who hurt Spoons?
by far the person who has had the absolute worst impact on Spoons life is their mom. everything about their relationship with their mom is so fraught and so unresolved.
nancy faulkner could not stand even a little bit how weird and odd her child was and how hard it was to get spoons to fall in line and she especially could not stand how well Spoons connected to robert, a man who should, by rights, hate spoons as evidence of infidelity. she took spoons in the divorce because she didn't want robert to have her and wanted him to suffer and she figured spoons was young enough for it to be fine. and then her next husband hated kids, so nancy sent her to a boarding school because hey, she'll be taken care of there and just genuinely did not think about spoons again until she got a call from the principal that spoons got into a fight with an older boy.
and then nancy came to pick her up because she needed to and she saw her small, angry, bruised daughter and learns the spoons did not pick a fight with a boy, she fought off a boy and for once in her life, she was a really good mom. she pulled spoons out of school, got her self defense lessons and told spoons "no one touches you without your permission ever again," and for a few months there, was present in her daughters life. she showed up and got to know her and taught her the skills she had, like how to put on makeup and things weren't perfect, but it was better.
the third husband was not much of an improvement on the second and nancy backslid and ignored that spoons needed medical attention because she was on her honeymoon and didn't want to deal with it and then spoons almost died! and spoons just. never saw her again. she has no idea what happened to her mom.
she woke up in the hospital and her dad was there and she just. never got a resolution. never got to talk to her mother and find out why she did what she did for any of it. which spoons ended up just kinda burying for a very long time until she looked in the mirror while possessed by a Goa'uld and she saw her mother.
she dyed her hair blue pretty soon after
honestly, the worst part about it for spoons is that her mom was better for a little while. it all would have been easier to swallow if she had just stayed awful.
Self: How is your OC's relationship with themself? Does your OC like who they are? Is there anything about themself that they would change?
Know: How well does your OC know themselfâtheir wants, their goals, their motivations? Do they engage in any sort of self-reflection? Is there anything about themself they willfully ignore?
Care: How does your OC engage in self-care, if at all? If they don't, why not?
For Good: Is there anyone in your OC's life who had an undeniable positive impact on who they are as a person? How did knowing this person improve your OC's life?
For Bad: Is there anyone who had an undeniable negative impact on your OCâs life? How did your OC deal with that change? Have they been able to move on?
Intimacy: Is your OC the type of person to engage in long-term relationships, or are they more casual in their intimacy and affection? How do they feel about intimacy and relationships in general?
OUTER LIFE
Family: What's your OC's family like? Is it a family of blood, choice, or something else? How does your OC feel about their blood relations? If they have a family of choice, how did they come together?
Mentor: Does your OC have a mentor? Have they ever reached out to anyone for guidance or teaching, or been taken under someone's wing? How does your OC get along with their mentor?
Friendship: What's your OC like as a friend? How are they at making new friends? What are the most important friendships in your OC's life?
Partner: Does your OC currently have a partner? Multiple partners? How did they meet, and what is that relationship like?
Companions: Is your OC part of an adventuring group? A band of travelers? A guild, a team, a crew? What's the group dynamic, and how does your OC feel about their companions?
Social Circle: What's your OC's social circle? Are they obligated to spend time with others in their circle, or are they happy to be there? Has their social standing and social circle ever changed, and if so, how did your OC feel about it?
HELLOS & GOODBYES
Fate: Does your OC believe in destined meetings? True love, soulmates, hearing the bells? Have they ever experienced this?
Meet Strange: What's the most memorable way your OC has ever met a new person? Was it a good experience? Bad experience? Just plain weird? How's their relationship with that person now?
Past: Does your OC have any past partners? How did the relationship(s) end? Are any of their exes still in their life, and if so, do they get along?
Exit: Has your OC ever had someone important leave their life in a way that was unremarkable, unintentional, or clumsy? How do they feel about it? Is there any chance they'll meet again?
First: Has your OC ever been the one to leave first? Why did they go, and who did they leave behind? Do they regret it?
Loss: Is there anyone important to your OC who has passed away? How did they handle the loss?
Future: Is there anyone your OC is looking forward to meeting or to seeing again? Who? What might that meeting or reunion look like?
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absolutely fucking ripped out my first fic for the au roulette and was somehow surprised when my fic was the first one added to the collection. my guy you posted it two and a half hours after you got your assignment sl;jg;dsgkj
