I DUG DEEPLY INTO THE LIVING ROOM SOIL

insane headline to pair with the actual photo of the beastie itself

Its always that our bodies are transgressive because they see it as so at odds and incongruent with femininity. And its often demeaning they way they feel so comfortable talking so openly about our bodies in such a way.

Like there's not much difference in how I feel about a person going:

"Your body is so unlike a real woman's, you look like a certified freak! (Derogatory)"

and

"Your body is so unlike a real woman's, you look like a certified freak! (Affectionate)"

I'm not trying to be a freak that shatters ideas of gender by looking like a shocking incongruent amalgam of masculine and feminine traits. I'm trying to be comfortable as a woman and fighting ideas of gender by being a woman when others tell me I'm not allowed to be.

grizzled former puppy girl (now a doggirl): i used to be like you. desperate. lonely. dependent. my owner used to mean everything to me. [siiiipping her milk] yeah. those were simple days. bad days. these days are still bad. but. maybe theres a solace ij freedom. i dunno. the only solace i find it as the end of a carton. i guess old dogs don't learn new tricks.

puppygirl: waow you're so hot do u wanna be my new owner hehe

doggirl: heh.. kid.. you're a little green for my taste.. still in that puppy love phase.. i get it

puppygirl: i have super monkey ball 2