heart under the gun

everytime u go outside ur spending $60 automatically its crazy $60 is the new $20

Stop buying food and coffee and make it at home. I'm begging everyone.

ok well i filled up my car with gas and got cat food for my cats so idk how this applies to me also the “don’t buy coffee anymore” thing is rlly annoying from ppl acting like buying coffee is the reason ppl r struggling to keep purchases under 20 dollars instead of capitalism inflating prices for shareholders to buy another five houses like. eventually yall gotta stop doing the “no more avacado toast!” thing to ppl bc there is no budgeting that is enough to outrun inflation

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

hey its me your doctor. idgaf

just blocked someone for an anti-tofu url. never let your guard down

a number of people seem to be interpreting this post as being about blocking people for silly petty reasons That is not my intention. This is a specifically pro-tofu post And it is serious to me. fuck you if you hate tofu

"Hey there pepperhead, legal isn't super exited about this tweet"

One of the most joyful moments of 2024 during a Pride Parade in Portugal.

Being physically strong does kinda mess with your head when you have health problems I think. Like you know that logically your muscle mass isn’t gonna stop you from having a sleep disorder or asthma or whatever but when it happens anyways you’re like damn life really doesn’t work like comic books huh? Frankly I am disappointed.

Do you think Superman has to deal with lower back pain? No. He can just lift things with no consequence. Does Batman get sleepy? Obviously not. His ninja training makes him immune to such things.

I want a super strong buff superhero who gets winded running up two flights of stairs, that’s what I want.