kill 'em all with love

about to set myself on fire while i eat a chicken parm

pelase stop setting yourself on fire 

i should kill you for saying this tbh

remember when you bought a gaming console and all the things you needed to use the console was already in the console so you didnt have to go buy a bunch of other stuff and remember when you bought a game and you put the game in your console you could play the game immediately there was no downloads or subscriptions or dlc it was all right there in the game you bought do you remember tell me do you remember any of it

David Suzuki in this interview about facing the reality of climate change and other environmental issues from Moyers & Company.

*detects you in murky water with my sensitive barbels*

actually all representation is bad representation because the written word and the moving image are inherently evil

I need you in my life man. You're the only guy I know who can say "ganondorf" like the smash bros announcer. Please just come back and be my little ganondorf jester please

i do not have a brain. where my brain is meant to be there is a small pond filled with tadpoles and water lilies

Me, bleeding out: Aaaaaaah lol… [still thinking about love] ooohhooomg