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@isuggesteatingtherich

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

wore my thigh high boots on a walk today and we had to take a path through some long grass and while everyone else was rolling their pants into their socks and putting on jackets to protect themselves from ticks i was standing there smug as hell in my thigh high leather boots.

a hoe never gets lyme disease

Imagine if you went to someone’s house and they introduced you to their orange cat named Nacho and and you’re like “Oh, haha! I get it, Nacho, because he’s orange like gas station nacho cheese!” and they’re like “No. It’s short for Ignacio. His name is Ignacio López de Loyola.”

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

take everything I say with a hint of garlic, ginger, spring onions and a dash of soy sauce

my friend's discord server has a "proof of touch grass" channel where they post pics of them doing regular activities outdoors/in public. i think many online spaces could benefit from such a thing

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking