Stuff My Brain Thinks About

I’ve seen a film or two, in my time. A television show. What of it? Is that truly so wrong, so objectionable? Well, so be it. *I cast aside my dark cloak and draw my blade* Only one of us shall leave this place alive, foul stranger.

Huh, that’s weird. The reblog function must not be working for you guys on this one.

Love when people accidentally recreate the meme like with the "fuck this post and happy birthday Sonic" one

please, we still need help...

Hi I'm American movie director, here's my idea for a live action movie based on a widely beloved series: Ok so a team of US soldiers are transported to another world.

Bold new direction for the zelda CDI series

I was gonna make a joke about sonic, then remembered the sonic movies, then I was gonna make a joke about pacman, and remembered pixels. So really the point here is that the United States is Satan.

Oh that's great that you joined the US military because you're ""just trying to get by""! Have you considered that Black and Brown people in the global south that the US military is currently terrorizing are also just trying to get by and do not want to starve or have their homes destroyed/stolen or be enslaved or be beaten or raped or have their family members murdered in front of their eyes or be murdered themselves. Or do you only care about people in the imperial core

men got a taste of women's beauty standards and immediately started bashing their facial bones with hammers

When Iran refers to the US and Israel as Great Satan and Little Satan respectively, this is why

The response has it all, the lack of reading comprehension, bothsideism, the orientalism, "protests" lol, the complete disregard for established facts presented by two belligerent parties, the complete lack of understanding behind the historical and present material conditions in Iran by blaming the IR instead of the instigators behind said "hunger", and the attempt to manufacture consent for war. Just a useless liberal throwing a tantrum and regurgitating state department pr, that's it

I'm helping friends flip a house and we could use help to do that!!

Hey please help, this is an opportunity to have a place to stay

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.

irritating as fuck when people get mad at Black people existing in premodern historical fiction/fantasy media. like first of all, you're racist. and second of all, you are acting as though Black people didn't exist in premodern Europe which is simply false. especially when we're talking about the Mediterranean, like what the fuck do you people think is along the southern half of the Mediterranean Ocean?? everyone's on boats, there are GOING to be interactions with Black people in Northern Africa, and there are GOING to be Black people in Mediterranean Europe. stop being stupid. your imagined homogeneous white European past is not historical reality, get over it you massive losers

we still need $60 please

Just $10 more please

If possible some help with a meal please

just clarifying it's $30 and it feeds us all 5 barely but its better than nothing

can we get help affording diner and maybe breakfast and maybe a taxi tomorrow afternoon? i want to arrive there with all the energy i might need to settle this and get my kids back to their home