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@dragonflybeach
TW: death, LGBTQ+ issues
A friend of mine passed unexpectedly a few days ago. It's absolutely pissing me off to see their family and "friends" misgendering them. They preferred non binary pronouns but never felt comfortable telling their religious family, and especially not with all the political BS going on in FL.
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A middle school kid said to me today "that old Netflix show Supernatural?" so if anyone needs me I'll be over there in the corner dying of old age.
Aliens have finally managed to track down the most dangerous being in the galaxy, on earth, hanging out with a bunch of humans because it likes their company.
They call him The Doctor
@skinreflectsthesun
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A student production of the stage play âIndecentâ at Douglas Anderson School of the Arts in Jacksonville was called off by school administrators, citing âinappropriateâ dialog.
In other news from our dystopian hellscape known as Florida, Donât Say Gay now extends to what plays drama students are allowed to perform. Â
The most beautiful thing I have  heard all day and you have the opportunity to hear it too.
Meanwhile my aunt whose left leg was 2 inches shorter due to a medical issue and struggled to walk as she got older because it put so much pressure in her back was repeatedly denied this surgery with doctors and insurance stating it was cosmetic.
Little ducky having a nap
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For those of you outside our dystopian hellscape known as Florida Governor DeSantis: all books in schools, including textbooks, library books, and free time reading books, must be approved by a person who meets the qualifications I choose. Governor DeSantis: the Scholastic Book Fair is canceled because they have unapproved books. Governor DeSantis: Teachers cannot have any rainbow flag or BLM stickers, shirts, accessories, keychains, etc visible on school grounds. Governor DeSantis: removes the (elected) Tampa area state attorney from office for saying that prosecuting people over abortions is not a good use of his officeâs resources. Governor DeSantis: proposes legislation dictating that pension funds cannot decline to invest with companies based on the companyâs environmental, social and governance policies. Governor DeSantis: pressures homeowners insurance companies to refuse to insure homes with solar power. Governor DeSantis: private companies are not allowed to require customers or employees to wear masks or show proof of Covid vaccine. Also Governor DeSantis: running a campaign ad that says âFreedom is here to stay!â
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So Iâm guessing weâre all growing old with each other on tumblr.
So where is our 4th wall comedy about Chris Pratt assuming one of Harrison Fordâs iconic roles after his death and Harrison haunting him all through filming? And the rest of the Chrises are all like âdude, I told you not to take that role.â
The weirdest guy I ever met in a church was this boy who referred to âBuzz Aldrin and his husbandâ going to the moon. I was completely baffled, and when I asked if heâd misspoken, he got really angry and accused me of being deliberately ignorant of the facts. It turned out that he was somehow comvinced that Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong were married. It took five Wikipedia articles to convince him otherwise.
The moon landing was fake: tired, passĂŠ, heard it before
The moon landing was an elaborate marriage proposal: fresh! sexy! Iâm going to be thinking about this for months!
Romcom where two dudes in the 1960s fall in love and come up with an elaborate plan to become astronauts to get married in space because gay marriage is illegal everywhere but it canât be illegal on the moon
Might make things a little awkward for Mike Collins.
He was the officiator
This is an excellent take. He officiated in orbit, and the landing was their Honey Moon.
Oh my god they were moon mates.
THEY WERE MOON MATES
My friend explained the spoon theory to our DM and he was like âohhh so itâs like when youâre out of spell slots and you need to take a long rest to regain them allâ and now I keep thinking of myself as being out of spell slots instead of out of spoons
Itâs perfect actually because taking a shower is like a 2nd level task, whereas making an important phone call is a 5th. If youâre out of 5th level task slots, you canât do that phone call. However you can expend higher level slots to take that shower if youâve spent your lower task slots on dishes, eating, and getting dressed.
Browsing social media is a cantrip
I actually say this all the time!
Also if you donât finish a long rest (ie sleep well, taking your meds as directed etc) you do not regain spell slots and the next day youâre working with what you had left over from yesterday
there are also ritual spells ! where if youâre allowed enough time and a comfortable, quiet environment you might be able to accomplish something without loosing a spell slot ! đ
Gonna extend the metaphor:
You can spend spellslots from tomorrow as well. You really need to push yourself, so you expend a spell slot you donât have. When you refresh your spells, youâre still out those slots. Eventually though, if you keep that up, you wonât be able to keep reaching for spell slots and youâll burn out.
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âŚInimitable. :)
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What if when we were born we were each assigned a Wikipedia page like a social security number would that be fucked up or what
do you mean a wikipedia page about us? or do you mean some baby is arbitrarily given the rights and responsibilities to update the paramecium article?
ok I did mean a Wikipedia page about us. But keep talking I like where youâre headed
What's your government-assigned Wikipedia page? (No rerolls. I am in charge of "1929 in Wales" now. Not a great year, some bad floods in November.)
