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"Hey everyone!" Callistemon greets respectfully. Both she and Alastor and seated once more on the red couch in the gazebo. "Time has been a bit wibbly and things have slowed lately, but I'm pleased to announce that the blog is gonig to start being more active!"

"That and our dear mod has finally recovered enough to actually do something!" Alastor adds. His next sentence drips with sarcasm. "Drinking water every hour is quite the mriacle cure!"

"Come on dude, don't be an arse." Callistemon chides.

"Our mod is the one writing our dialogue dear, I'm allowed to poke fun," he replies cheerfully and leans forward in his seat. "Besides, she's not the only one chomping at the bit to get back to the action!"

"I know, I know, you've been bored since the main timeline is stuck in limbo," Callistemon said. "But recovery isn't a linear process, and this post is only going up because our mod is feeling well enough to announce it."

"Yes well, we have a show to put on and a story to tell, don't we?" Alastor points out. "I'm rather curious as to where this is all headed, almost all the pieces are in play after all."

"In play for what?" Callistemon asks warily. "What are you up to whilst I'm away anyway?"

Alastor waggles a finger at her. "Ah ah, no spoilers dear! Let's just say I've got a few questions for you to answer when you get back from your little adventure."

"Eh fine, keep your secrets..." Callistemon relents. She grins mischievously. "But the return to form is not the only thing we're here to announce!"

Alastor looks over at her, curiosity plain as day in his eyes. "Oh? Do you have something up your sleeve? Do tell!"

"Fair warning Alastor, you're not gonna like it," Callistemon warns him. "Its February and Valentines Day is coming up. We've got plans for it here on the blog!"

Alastor looks almost immediately displeased. He rolls his eyes. "Ugh another year of that overly commercialised holiday that touts romance as the best thing since man invented the wheel..." His grin is rigid and his eyes show his distaste for the holiday in question. "You can have your fun and let the masses pester you all you want. I want no part in it."

"I'll cook you a sinner meat pie if you join in~" Callistemon singsongs.

Alastor scoffs. "Just the one pie, oh please, we both know you can do better than that..." He looks down at her with a smug grin. "Make this worth my while."

"What would you want in exchange for joining the event?" she asks him.

Alastor reclines his seat. "Well...You know how hard it is to find someone down here that has some skill in cooking for the cannibal diet...How about a trade?"

He looks at her with confidence. "You don't like having to cook cannibal dishes and I don't like people trying to pry into matters I want to keep to myself. So, if you promise to cook a meal for me for every question I answer in this little event of yours...I'll join in. I'll even play nice."

"You know that means people are gonna ask about our sex lives too," Callistemon warns him with a playful grin. "And you already hinted at mine in that vices ask, so turnabout is fair play if you ask me."

Alastor taps her on the snout as he replies. "You're the one magically obligated to answer their questions. I was just...throwing them a bone," he watches her impishly. "How does that trade sound to you hm? I'll cooperate in exchange for you keeping me sated with cannibal cuisine...Do we have a deal?"

Callistemon falls silent as she thinks it over.

Eventually she holds out a clawed hand to the Radio Demon. "So long as you won't make me eat any of it, I'll cook whatever you want each time you answer a question the event."

Quick as a flash, Alastor seals their deal with a handshake. Silvery light and green lightning collide as the pact is magically bound between them. "But of course not! I don't share my food. So! what are the details for this Valentines Day Event?"

Callistemon takes a moment to gather her thoughts.

"Let's see, for the month of Februrary we're answering any questions around the topic of romantic love and sex and all that stuff..." Callistemon explains. "We're still not allowed to you know, actually fuck-"

"Even if we did, I'm not having that show up on here," Alastor cuts in. "But there's no harm in talking about it, I suppose..."

"Point is, romance and sex go hand-in-hand in almost every universe, and I'm no stranger to either of those things myself," Callistemon adds. "My experiences are just...very different compared to what's normal."

"And I'm sure people are just dying to know all your little quirks!" Alastor says cheekily. "You're the main attraction here my dear! I bet you'll have plenty of questions, I'm sure."

"They can ask you questions too!" Callistemon replies. "And you have to answer, no dodging the question, and no lying!"

"Well I did say I'd play along..." Alastor muses. "Oh very well! If some curious soul decides to pester me and not you, I'll give them a response...besides what's the worst that could happen."

Callistemon's fang-filled grin spoke volumes.

"Calli, no." Alastor stated firmly. "Do not give them hints!"

"Oh so when you give them hints its fine, but when I want to do it-"

"I'm the Radio Demon, a proper devil, a trickster!" Alastor replied dramatically. "You however, are akin to a fae. A monkey's paw. A clever little thing to be sure, but not quite on my level just yet..."

"You..think I'm clever?" Callistemon asks in surprise.

"Nice to meet you. I am Madame Callistemon, swagman, vagabond, and travelling trader of souls," the fox-like sinner explains. she has a sublte Australian accent, and hints at a more urban life. "I heard through the grapevine that this hellsite is home to many a universe, so I thought I might take my wanderings out to see-"

Someone else interrupts, though you can't see who it is. His voice sounding like he's speaking through an old radio, and he sounds rather smug as he interjects. "You mean you're running away from your problems?"

"Yes, and?" Callistemon replies.

"Ha ha! And this is why I follow you around my dear, always so entertaining. A prime specimen of human failure and aware of it! You’re always a delight to talk to."

Callistemon smirks playfully and bows. "I try," she straightens up and gestures to whoever it is she's with. "This is Alastor, the Radio Demon, he's decided to tag along."

"Pleasure to be meeting you all!" Alastor chimes in, though he still remains out of sight. "I'm simply here to enjoy the show, I'm on a little vacation of sorts and watching as this fool of a woman tries to futilely to ignore the fact that she had quite the falling out with a certain Picture Box a few months ago...."

"Oh fuck off, Alastor, you don't even know the full story." she grumbles.

"But I know you've been absolutely miserable ever since!" Alastor replies gleefully. "And this new attempt at distracting yourself will prove to be just as hilarious!"

"... Anyway, you'll find the rules and other important information below, please read them before proceeding," Callistemon advises. "I take my rules very seriously and would prefer if everyone were on the same page before joining me on my journey."

About the Blog

This Ask Blog features the adventures of Callistemon, the Vagabond Overlord, a Hazbin Hotel OC. Multiverse and AU friendly!

This blog is set five years before the start of season 1 of Hazbin Hotel. Alastor has joined Callistemon in her travels around the Pride Ring as it's during his time "off the air".

Following a messy falling out with Vox, Callistemon has decided to take her travels to the Hazbin Tumblr Multiverse!

Feel free to ask this overlord questions about who she is, what she does, where she came from, and even pester her for answers as to what excatly happened between her and Vox...

Will Callistemon reconcile with the Vox of her universe?

Will she grow closer to her Radio Demon roommate?

Or will something unexpected happen with another ask blog?

That is all up to you!

This blog will also feature anything else about the OC and her universe!

Responses in-character shall be written as present-tense fiction.

((Out of Character responses shall be in double closed brackets like this!))

Mod: @dragonfire2lm

Rules

Warning: Some mature topics may be discussed on this blog. May include sexual themes, violence, coarse language, and If it's in Hazbin Hotel, assume it might show up on here!

Posts will be tagged appropriately, but please remember that this is fiction and you are free to leave at any time.

No Explicit NSFW! Outside of Special Events I might do (maybe, I'm on the fence about it), I will not allow explicit NSFW content on the blog or in the inbox.

Mod is an Adult! (an adult over 30) Please keep that in mind when sending an ask. We're all here to have fun but I'm not responsible for what the kiddos get up to on the internet, if you're a minor, tread with caution. I'm not your parent, nor am I responsible for what you do or see on the internet.

I will do my best to respond as quickly as I can to asks or DMs. Due to health issues and time zone differences, I might not be able to respond right away, but will do my best.

DMs are Open! I have anxiety so please feel free to reach out and ask if you want to do a long-running RP. I prefer to plan things as i go so there's no miscommunication. And also feel free to reach out if you're just unsure about an ask. I'm more than happy to discuss ideas.

Callistemon is a character that is in Hell for a Reason. As polite as she is, she has her own issues and viewpoints but at the end of the day she is a character, and the opinions expressed by any characters on this blog are not the same as the person running this blog.

Tags

For blog news and updates, or mod posts- the author speaks

For the storyline of this blog- the callistemon blog saga

For asks- callistemon oc asks

For other writing about Callistemon- callistemon oc writings

For the OC's canon fanfiction (Posted to AO3, Coming Soon!)- callistemon oc fanfiction