every room becomes a mouth

everytime i want something i should be shot in the head

Choking is great. But face grabbing? Gripping them by their jaw and squeezing until their mouth is forced open… The way their lips pout up… The feeling of the inside of their cheeks sliding over their teeth…. Look at me…

[pushing my glasses up with an air of unwarranted superiority and gesturing toward a painting without a minotaur] the Minotaur is implied.

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

has anyone noticed that there's some kind of bird theming in this campaign

I love how some fics are called shit like "They Only Shoot The Birds Who Cannot Sing" and it's like the most insane porn you're ever read and then some fics are called Spit On Me and it's 18,000 words of the most achingly id-scratching prose you've ever read and they're both. They're both so fucking good. thank God for fanfiction.

t’es woke toi 😦🫵 toi t’es un woke left😔🙄 tu supporte les trans pis les pronoms toi 🤨🏳️‍⚧️ veux-tu savoir mes pronoms? 🥱🔥 mes pronoms? 😳😤 que/bec. fran/çais. bar/be/que. go/habs/go.🍁🏒 bleu pis rose 💙🌹 toi c’est quoi tes pronoms? vas-y. dis moj tes pronoms?🧐😪 joe/bi/den? ru/paul? 🤭😒 j’vas prier pour toi 🫤🙏

Fujoshi wife fills her house with chintz knowingly

why would i ever want those characters to have normal sex. when they could have grievous injurious incestuous guilt-ridden abusive power-imbalanced horrible dubiously consensual sex that ruins them and makes them worse?

Thaisha x Hal (and Kattigan can watch) 💖