send my muse a pick up line
We’re going to dance to one song, then go back to my apartment and fuck.
You might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.
What do I have to do to be your booty call?
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!
When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
Since we’ve been told to reduce waste these days, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.
Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
Were do you hide your wings?
Sit on my lap and we’ll get things straight between us.
Sit on my face and let me get to ‘nose’ you better?
You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.
There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me a couple blows!
Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?
So, what are the chances of my balls slappin’ your ass tonight?
We’ll probably never see each other again, so let’s screw.
Wanna play “kite”? I lay down, you blow and we’ll see how high you can make me.
Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the ‘d’ cause you’ll get that later!
Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation?
You make me wish I weren’t gay!
Writes on a napkin: “Smile if you want to have sex with me.”
The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.
Wanna play Army? I lay down and you blow the hell outta me.
What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too! Seems like we are soulmates.
Will you marry me for just one night?
Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.
The only thing I want between our relationship is latex.
What are you doing tonight beside me?
Try me once and if you don’t like it, what have you wasted?
What, six hours of your life? It’d be more if you want foreplay.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
You look like trash, may I take you out?
