Dragons are asshats.

‪A survey of dragons around the Netherworld has just been completed, the joyous results ranging from “they are SO BIG” to “I love them!”‬

‪The dragons surveyed are immensely pleased by the attention.

*Just for fun, but I made sure everything was related to each signs’ traits* Aries: fireworks, late night swims in the lake, loud concerts, tattoos and piercings, messy hair from windy car rides, sneaking out with friends, bonfires, truth or dare

Taurus: the smell of cook outs and barbecues, fairs and music festivals, silky hair, art shows, a chilled bedroom and layers of blankets, snow cones, flirty gestures

Gemini: movie nights with friends, weekend vacations, lightning bugs, popcorn and soda, ice cream truck jingles, risky texts, theme park rides, cards against humanity

Cancer: windy summer nights, sleeping in all day, cotton candy, the sounds of swaying wind chimes, bath & body works, gummy candy, binge-watching tv shows

Leo: new haircuts and styles, pool parties, upbeat music, summer flings, bathing in the sunshine, body glitter, stories by the bonfire, watching the summer blockbusters

This happens very frequently, Toby will sneak into the room and either headbutt or paw at Stef’s butt.

I don’t know if it’s her undying love for Stef or maybe just her undying love for his butt.

Ravenclaw | Gryffindor | Slytherin

1. How long have you known your oldest friend?

2. Smells that remind you of home?

3. What movie can you watch over and over again?

4. Do you have any nicknames?

5. How was your day?

6. Who do you wish was with you right now?

7. What are you too hard on yourself for?

8. Do you believe in an afterlife?

9. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what animal would you create?

10. Top 3 OTPs?

11. Do you like it when people play with your hair?

12. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

13. Do you have a secret talent? What is it?

14. What does your name mean?

15. What was your favourite tv show as a child?

16. What’s the most thoughtful present you’ve ever received?

17. Would you ever become a vegan?

18. What social issue would you most like to spread awareness about?

19. Tell us a story from when you were young

20. What age do you get mistaken for?

21. What double standard is ridiculous and needs to be ended?

22. Favourite thing to do on rainy days?

23. Do you have any stuffed toys?

24. Who was your favourite teacher at school and why?

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