I love life because there will always be a situation u think u will never get over and u always do every time

Yeah yeah this killed the queen whatever

if i was a kitty cat i would sit perfectly still. i wouldnt do anything

ok fine this was a fucking lie. i would dance dance dance ok are you fucking happy

damn… the old cunt finally kicked it…. alexa, play another one bites the dust by… well. i shan’t say

your girl calls me things cause i keep getting stranger

I finished portal and immediately went to ebay and ordered portal 2, I cannot wait to hang out with that wretched stephen merchant ball that people were obsessed with 10 years ago

I’ve been playing for about half an hour and I’ve come to the conclusion that I would die for this little sphere guy

I love the guy who’s clearly a teacher who came over with the intent to tear two fucking idiot teenagers apart from each other only to find these fucking nerds it probably made his entire month

Happy disability pride month