hes not sad hes just having a sit 

Just One Of Those Days.

please may i have some coochie

Yeah, soap. From Fight Club. Apparently it is also used by real life people as well, but I recognized it from the movie.

Conclusion: human evolution has always depended in part upon some unassuming father’s ability to literally backflip his child out of the jaws of death.

When you roll a nat 20 acrobatics & perception 

They have a reddit thread called Dad Reflexes and the precursor, Bro Reflexes

yiykes all those kids could’ve died

Do it, buzz

Now that’s a facial journey

Its like hes going through the 5 stages of grief but he keeps flip flopping between bargaining and anger

2017 mood.

I normally don’t reblog things like this but honestly this is one of a kind and buzz is fantastic

God bless

I appreciate John’s story but the fact that OP blurred out Amy Schumer is the funniest think I’ll see all week and it’s only tuesday.

But remember, she landed just fine and so will you.