Yes hello. It me, Roleplay senpai

It’s a parent’s responsibility to teach their kids how to summon the damned screams of the hellbound in an emergency.

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Fun fact: in the French Digimon dub, Palmon is voiced by Satan.

I’m not sure if we’ll ever know the real number of notes on this post.

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man savage af

this is my favorite dialogue thus far

1. “All the people I’ve murdered by letting you live.” 2. “Shut up, okay? I’m getting you out of here. We’re going home.” 3. You mean more to me than you will ever know.” 4. “That’s the sound of his heartbeat.” 5. “Don’t you think for one second that I didn’t care.” 6. “I’m not a good example.” 7. “Why do you think they call me that name?” 8. “I’d go anywhere with you.” 9. “You’re mine, now.” 10. “It’d be in your best interest to run far away from me.” 11. “I won’t kill you…yet.” 12. “Does that hurt?” 13. “Who are you?” 14. “They killed my mother.” 15. “Are you the devil?” 16. “Yes, I love you!” 17. “We can’t just sit here and do nothing!” 18. “Get out.” 19. “I don’t want to see you anymore.” 20. “A baby.” 21. “Give em’ hell.” 22. “You look like someone I know.” 23. “You have too much power.” 24. “You’re going to die! Please stay!” 25. “Don’t leave me.” 26. “Fancy meeting you here.” 27. “Son of a bitch. It’s you.” 28. “You can’t just say that and expect me to go along with it.” 29. “What time is it?” 30. “You’re not worth it.” 31. “Why me?” 32. “You can’t do that.” 33. “Tell me a joke.” 34. “I need to hit something!” 35. “This the beginning of the end.“ 36. “Don’t you dare say you love me!” 37. “Did you enjoy yourself last night?” 38. “I’m not good enough and it’s your fault.” 39. “Curiosity killed the cat.” 40. “I’m interested in you. I’m never interested in anything.” 41. “All of these new feelings are scaring the shit out of me!” 42. “Make me.” 43. “But…you were dead. I saw you die.” 44. “I can take care of myself, thank you very much.” 45. “I’ve waited for you. I’ve waited for six long, long years. You can’t show up out of the blue and expect me to welcome you with balloons.” 46. “No! Don’t hurt them! Hurt me, leave them alone!” 47. “I need my shirt back. How about you take it off.” 48. “I’m not scared of you.” 49. “If you walk out that door, don’t ever come back.” 50. “You killed my best friend. He died when you became…this.” 51. “I’m not going to give up on you this easily.” 52. “Someone once said ‘all it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy.’ I think they were right.” 53. “C'mon, I’m funny. Why aren’t you laughing?” 54. “Hey, it’s cold. Light a fire or something. I swear, you’re a cold blooded reptile.” 55. “Aren’t I just sweet enough to eat?” 56. “Go get em’, tiger” 57. “That doesn’t sound promising.” 58. “You have to stay here. It’s not safe out there.” 59. “I can’t be happy here. I can’t keep living like this.” 60. “That was such a good joke, hun. You should totally make a day job out of that.” 61. “Where’s the best place to hide a dead body?” 62. “I wanted to make you breakfast.” 63. “Can I come in?” 64. “You can’t just ignore your problems when the biggest one is standing right in front you.” 65. “I fell into a hole when you left. Now that your back, it’s gotten deeper and I’ve fallen harder.” 66. “Damn, you’re cute.” 67. “If it wasn’t illegal, I would totally murder your ass.” 68. “That doesn’t sound safe. Let’s do it.” 69. “Ever been to an amusement park?” 70. “Are you going to tell me how long you’ve been standing there? Or are you gonna stay there like a creep?” 71. “The thing is, you’re too ignorant to realize that you don’t matter to me.” 72. “Don’t you say you didn’t mean that. Don’t you dare, you asshole.” 73. “It’s too early for this. Go back to bed, sweetheart.” 74. “Shut the hell up and do something!” 75. “Is that sweet talk I hear?” 76. “Don’t expect that you won’t get hurt. Don’t expect that you’ll get out alive, either.” 77. “My horoscope says no.” 78. “Don’t be stupid, I’m not leaving you.” 79. “I’m begging you, please. I’ll get down on my knees if I have to.” 80. “You really think I’m letting you do this?” 81. “You’re hiding something.” 82. “Did they touch you or hurt you? Who was it? Are you okay?” 83. “Hit the lights.” 84. “Oh, don’t be shy.” 85. “The finale is the best part, my dear.” 86. “Why haven’t you been answering your phone?!”

i love rudolph

‘Tis the season

by Enrico Marini