lameass loser wannabe

Chosen.

If this were to happen to me i would burst into tears

*gets caught pickpocketing cos i keep saying ‘yoink’ outloud when i do it*

i am on another plane right now and this video has me convinced that I reached nirvana for a few seconds

the first time i watched this video i was stoned out of my motherfucking MIND and i watched it on loop for 25 minutes

Can someone from the Pokemon fandom explain this, I don’t understand nurse Joy’s reaction.

Ho-oh is basically a minor deity, so nurse joy pretty much just heard this ten year old say “i threw a rat at a god.”

i threw a rat at a god

can’t believe this is the first cat in the world… what an icon

This is the cyberpunk 2077 we should have got

I’ve been trying to leave Rome for a few weeks now, but all their roads have this weird design flaw

“I’m an adult” I whisper as I try not panic while I’m filling in all those forms that I don’t understand.

i think having a spiderman costume as a kid is a universal experience and THAT is toby ma fucking guire’s influence

“toby maguire spiderman movies sucked” theyre not for YOU!! theyre for ME AGED APPROXIMATELY 8

me @ my last brain cell

u kno when every single app on ur phone is so boring and u think what’s the fucking point. What’s the point of any of this shit. Why do we post photos of ourselves online why do we care what strangers are up to. Why do we keep seeking validation from strangers why is this all happening and why does it matter so much to so many of us