hello.

I love posts like this that require like six levels of meta understanding to comprehend them.

So he gave millions and you gave $40 and feel like you’re doing more?

my kink is seeing money go into my bank account

do u ever feel like ur pulling an academic icarus flying too close to your deadlines on wings of deeply flawed time management

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WHO DID THIS VOICE OVER LMAO

I’m not watching the show. This is all I need.

^^^im mad I️ know people who talk like this😂

Y he so loud for???

This shoulda been the original

i just walked past the apartment beneath mine and through an open window i could hear my downstairs neighbor crying faintly while the song jolene played in the background and im just like… bitch are you okay…?

I actually ended up going back downstairs to check on her and brought some leftover cookies I baked this afternoon. she’s very sweet and going through a Breakup Mood™️ after being cheated on. she’s coming over to my gf and I’s annual bad movie night on Friday and she even let me pet her cat named Clarence

my gf thinks it’s funny but very fitting that our downstairs neighbor was able to summon a concerned lesbian just by playing jolene while crying about being done dirty by a man

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