Not quite there.

Woman murders man in broad daylight

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beautiful like to reblog ratio on this

That's because people are reblogging it every time they see it. Like I'm doing right now lmao

If you stay up late to hang out with friends I don’t think you should have to be tired in the morning. I think it should be a freebie

its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and 5 beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

Out of Touch Thursday

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

this is the only out of touch thursday you can reblog this

i have a Persian agenda where i encourage every man i know to grow the longest and prettiest hair possible

personal agenda. Personal.

i’m speechless. there’s a guy for everything.

*gets different kinds of pseudoscience confused* you only use 10% of your brain until you're 25

this is actually a common misconception; the truth is that by the time you're 25, you've EXPENDED 10% of your brain ON AVERAGE. Neurons are single-use. Every time you think, it burns up a little bit of your brain. To use all of it, the average person would need to live to be 250, but it varies wildly depending on how much a person thinks. If you're prone to overthinking, most doctors recommend a brain transplant some time in your mid-fifties, and for many politicians— who are required to hold a large number of contradictory thoughts simultaneously— the brain can be expended as early as your thirties. That's why Kennedy's head did that.

Everyone liked my sober mole post. 🙂

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart