top shelf zaza disrupting my circadian rhythm

Refreshing beverage and whatever that green thing is now selling for only $2.49!

nobody can get out of bed. it's just not possible

Windows users be like "windows is good actually you just gotta download this tool from github to debloat it then this tool to make it shut up and finally this tool to make it usable. And you can't customize it without patching DLLs btw"

“We asked Senator Lindsey Graham to expound his views on civil liberties earlier today, but our interview request was declined. Instead, we received a package from his office on Capitol Hill containing an 8-track tape of him laughing for 37 minutes, accompanied by a Xerox print of his penis.”

My first Lindsey Graham hatepost was made in 2013.