Just another queer

*touches the tip of you raging, rock hard boner* “boop”

Historians are going to talk about “Folk songs from the twenty first century” hundreds of years from now and its just going to be Pentatonix

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

everyone talks about touching grass but when i put my hand in their bush its a problem

The tarot cards said we should fuck.

why is there an upgrade button on gmail. why does twitter want me to scan my palm to get into my account. why is google a chatbot. why does the transit app make a transit app wrapped for me. why does youtube keep shoving its infinitely scrollable shortform content down my throat. why do my doctor and psychiatrist and therapist want to use an ai notetaker during our appointments. why do free trials want my credit card number. why are most scholarship websites just data brokers. how do i make capitalone stop sending me mail. why is my school making its own special chat gpt powered chatbot. why is every third video on instagram an undisclosed ad. why is nothing online real anymore. why is everything so FUCKING STUPID