The Road So Far

i think id black out if i experienced even an ounce of romance at this point

that literally just happened to me

it feels good to know that some people kiss for the first time today, some people finally get their dream job, some people finish reading their favorite book, some people get over someone, some people win against their disorder, some people have a baby, some people go on vacation, some people reunite, some people find a new favorite song, some people sleep next to each other, some people live today, some people survive today.

Frankenstein fleeing from his monster

I’ve had enough I’m gonna start trapping people in oil paintings

The older this gets the funnier it is

shane and ryan are the funniest bitches alive for making a whole thing about buzzfeed unsolved ending, a dramatic end to an era, only to come back with their own legally distinct version of the show like a week later