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don't care + my boobs jiggle when i walk + my belly jiggles when i walk + my ass jiggles when i walk + my thighs jiggle when i walk + my arms jiggle when i walk

If you genuinely believe that me saying "the Governor of Missouri deserves to die" betrays my stance on the death penalty being immoral and wrong, then I'm so sorry but you are stupid in a way that is irredeemable

yeah, i am not immune to propaganda. a propaganda at men's tits that is lol lift your shirt up boy

official boob post

call me a pestle the way i'm on that grind

call me a molcajete because i salsa

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

is anybody out there

my brother works on a boat so when he rants about his job I can’t take it seriously because he keeps angrily referring to his boss as “captain”. like sorry ur having 19th century sailor problems my guy

happy boar in da store day

she is! she’s joining him for the equestrian events because, and I am quoting her directly, “Snoop is afraid of horses.”

Emotional Support Martha

he's getting it

sometimes that sad feeling is due to low blood sugar, and sometimes it's from decades of history. not that complex